Ever get a desperate or enticing message frome one PRINCE SOKI MOBUTU, son of the late President Mobutu SeseSekou of Zaire, new Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC)? A charming fellow, who goes by the name of Ebola Monkey Man, decided to have a lengthy, Ali G-style, correspondence with said Prince. I must say I found it rather amusing. The first reponse is:
"Dear Prince Soki Mobutu,
Hello. My name is Mike. Sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner but I haven’t checked my email in awhile. Your proposal sounds very interesting to me and I want to help. Let me tell you something about myself and then you can decide if you want to work with me.
I work in the music industry. I’m hoping to cut an album with my boy B-Smooth later next month. I was thinking that if I helped you get this money, then I would have enough to cover our expenses and even make a music video.
What do you think?
Thanks
Mike Banks aka ‘Black Mic – Bitch Honkey Killa’"
It gets better.
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