Some true believers are aware of the Satanic evil behind today’s festivities:
"Right at this very moment, the Pope is instructing his new cardinals, all wearing dresses the color of Satan’s rump, to open the lower dungeons of the Vatican and let loose their annual storehouse of malignant leprechaun spirits to steal gold from wealthy, blessed Evangelicals and spread green leprosy into the homes and upholstery of True Christians.
As always, Landover Baptist is well prepared for the demonic onslaught this year. "Saint Patrick’s Day is like green beer – something the Lord never intended," says Pastor Deacon Fred."
Yes, I know it’s a parody. Buy your Protestant merchandise here.
The Dish 