Isaac Hayes May Return

The latest development in the South Park-Scientology battle is the revelation that Chef may never have actually said the words about South Park’s "bigotry" attributed to him. Those words allegedly came from Scientologist, Christina "Kumi" Kimball, a fashion executive for designer Craig Taylor, according to Fox News’ Roger Friedman. Friedman adds:

The only good news in this story is that Isaac, according to friends, is doing very well. He’s attending to business and getting back on his feet. Hopefully, he’ll be dishing up Chef like a gourmet again in no time.

Here’s hoping. Down with the Super Adventure Club!