Moore Award Nominee

"Throw a bash at the White House advertised as the bash to end all bashes. Have only neocons. They are a terrible-looking bunch, so I’d get off the wagon, if I were you. Make sure there is plenty to eat because of John (four dinners) Podhoretz. Then, as midnight strikes, have Big Julie from Chicago come in and do his thing. Rataatatatattatat … You know what I mean. It’s the only chance you have to go up in the polls." – Taki Theodoracopulos, giving the president advice, from the London Spectator (sub req).