Super Adventure Club News

Superadventureclub They have this great new machine thingy that makes all your senses so much more acute:

Super Power uses machines, apparatus and specially designed rooms to exercise and enhance a person’s so-called perceptics. Those machines include an antigravity simulator and a gyroscope-like apparatus that spins a person around while blindfolded to improve perception of compass direction, said the former Scientologists.

I wonder if it controls box offices as well. I’m totally serial.