"Are you now or have you ever been … involved in community theater?"
Apparently that was the question military investigators asked a decorated Arab linguist servicemember before outing him and firing him from service to his country. I’m glad the military has its priorities, er, straight.
(Update: the best revenge for getting kicked out of the army because you’re gay … is taking the male lead in a community theater production of "Bye Bye Birdie." I’m really not making this up.)