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Cruise’s Pedestal

If Tom Cruise is 5′ 7", why is his 5′ 9" wife shorter than him in the wedding photos? The best guess is that she was bending her knees under her wedding gown. The head of the Super Adventure Club presided over the ceremony. Key photographic evidence of his shortness of stature here.

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Posted on Nov 22 2006 @ 12:46pmAuthor Andrew SullivanCategories The Dish

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