[Clive]
We bought our youngest son, Anand, a train set for Christmas. (I’m desperate to have a go on it once all this blogging is out of the way.) Rummaging through the box, I just discovered a slip of paper bearing the all-important warning:
ATTENTION. The train may de-rail if the speed is too high. So please slowly increase the speed adjusting knob of train controller to prevent the train coming off the tracks.
It doesn’t say whether I have to hire an official to walk in front and wave a red flag
The Dish 