“Yep, You’re A Liberal”

A reader explains:

I know that may be disappointing to hear, for a devout acolyte of Burke. But labels change, and the political compass has been turned. In 21st century America, you need only ask yourself two questions to determine if you are a true conservative.

First, do you believe that Jesus Christ ordained the US Constitution, and that there is no true understanding of that document except that one first believes in him? Second, do you believe it is America’s Christian destiny to save the world from the false religion of Mohammed? Since you clearly fail on both grounds, despite your lukewarm claim to believe in Jesus in some relativist, doubtful fashion, you are officially a liberal.