The Real Boneless Wonder

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A reader writes:

I’m strongly anti-war, but I still wish Petraeus true success, sincerely – because I presume that the key existential goal now is to "pacify" a spot of active, pure hell on earth that we are partially responsible for. That pacification may include using deadly force and would be morally justified on just war grounds. The situation now is one in which not to act at all is immoral – but, it may be just as moral and practical to withdraw and let them face each other (Shia, Sunni, others) and make their own existential decision without us as an excuse anymore.

As the one writer said of the unjust war: we were not willing to fight to pacify, to occupy, to take control. We set this up for disaster and watched it. It will be written in history books: When Moqtata al-Sadr emerged early on, why was he not arrested soon (under rules of martial law; but handled humanely) by the new occupying force, detained as a potential terrorist and inciter to violence against other Iraqis? People often compare Japan to Iraq. Would MacArthur have tolerated someone like al-Sadr at large to pursue his course during the occupation?

Why did we not prosecute our victory and power? Why were we so cowardly or unwise or both to let him (and others like him) stand us down? These guys think GHW Bush failed to follow through. But the first Bush saw what follow-through would entail and did not start down that path. These guys did so and then surrendered the position.

In my view, history will show that this president never seriously prosecuted this war, never took his responsibility seriously, never provided sufficient resources, never even gave it his full attention. That became clear to me in 2003. I didn’t get it beforehand because I just assumed that any American president would understand the gravity of the decisions he was taking and would ensure that he took all means to guarantee victory. But this president didn’t. He ran this war like a distracted frat boy, irritated by the distractions it required, and outsourced its execution to two unhinged aides. In other words: he wimped out. Bill Kristol has the gall to call critics of the surge "boneless wonders.’ But there is only one truly boneless wonder these past four years, and he is still sitting in the White House.

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Point And Laugh

Just in case this blog isn’t gay enough, a friend emails me the following pearls of wisdom from Hollywood Squares’ Paul Lynde. Hey, there’s a war on, and it helps to laugh now and again:

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.
One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn’t neglected.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

Exposed

The bigotry and hatred being perpetrated by some Saudi-funded radical Muslims in Britain is slowly being exposed by the British media. Here’s a first installment of a documentary from UK’s Channel 4. It’s enlightening and terrifying. These people are religious fascists; and they form a clear and present danger to our freedoms. You can watch the other installments here.

One of the chief mullahs defends himself here.

Debating Sam

A reader butts in:

I agree with you that the views in Sam Harris's book(s) are important because they are on people's minds and must be said without bullshit, but we also must ask whether his extreme views of the world's major religions are truly representative of those religions before we can argue with him about why faith isn't null. If all he wants to say is that religion is unnecessary because we have science, and that religion cannot co-exist with science (which is an odd claim considering that many of the great scientists of the West were passionately religious) then please proceed with the discussion, I'm interested in the debate.

If he wants to argue that religion is dangerous because religions like Islam are inherently violent and isolating, well then he'd have to at least answer to the facts that the Quran makes clear that one must not be the aggressor, but rather one must only fight those who attack or oppress one; and that Islam accepts Jews and Christians as people of the book – that the Quran is said not to be the one true word of God, but the Final Revelation from God to mankind – including Jewish texts, Christian texts, and their Prophets, as earlier Revelations from God.

On my current reading list are Vali Nasr's "The Shia Revival," and Reza Aslan's "No god but God." I am convinced there is a future for a humble Christianity; but in all truth, I do not know enough to make a serious, similar argument about Islam. Hence my attempt to understand more.

From Iraq

Michelle Malkin writes:

Modern war in the Middle East is no longer as cut-and-dried as shooting all the bad guys and going home. We are fighting a "war of the fleas" – not just Sunni terrorists and Shiite death squads, but multiple home-grown and foreign operators, street gangs, organized crime and freelance jihadis conducting ambushes, extrajudicial killings, sectarian attacks, vehicle bombings and sabotage against American, coalition and Iraqi forces. Cell phones, satellites and the Internet have allowed the fleas to magnify their importance, disseminate insurgent propaganda instantly and weaken political will.

I came to Iraq a darkening pessimist about the war, due in large part to my doubts about the compatibility of Islam and Western-style democracy, but also as a result of the steady, sensational diet of "grim milestone" and "daily IED count" media coverage that aids the insurgency.

I left Iraq with unexpected hope and resolve.

It’s good to see a voice on the far right actually acknowledging that this war cannot be won by sheer force alone. Malkin’s admiration for the troops is clear and shared by all of us. She does not engage in shilling or posturing in this column. She’s actually concerned that we succeed. But when you read her piece, and weigh the evidence of potential success and the evidence of grotesque failure that she provides, you may not come away with as much hope and resolve as she did. I sure didn’t.