"Well, it seems that the military has gone around and fired a whole bunch of people who speak foreign languages — Farsi and Arabic, etc… For some reason, the military seems more afraid of gay people than they are against terrorists, but they’re very brave with the terrorists … If the terrorists ever got a hold of this information, they’d get a platoon of lesbians to chase us out of Baghdad," – congressman Gary Ackerman, to Condi Rice yesterday.