Oh. My. God.

[Megan] I’m sure I will now reveal that I am a net neophyte, and that everyone saw this, like, eight zillion years ago, but surely there are a few dinosaurs in the audience like me who have not seen Songs to Wear Pants To, where a young musician composes songs based on random requests from his readers. Here’s how it works. Andrew, who runs the site, gets a request:

can you write a song about snails who eat people? haha

The result: Reverse Escargot.

Current favourites include This Girl, The THX Song With Just My Voice, and Celtic Techno Burrito.