The latest from Mike Gravel:
Q: You left public office in 1981. Over the years, have you often wished to be back in the Senate?
Gravel: Only on the 11th of October, 2002, when the Senate approved the Iraq War resolution. I’d have filibustered that sucker and stuck it up their nose with a pitchfork.
Q: How come nobody did that?
A: No guts. No guts. No guts.
Q: Why?
A: No guts.
Can someone get Abe Simpson to run?
The Dish 