A reader dug up what would surely be Abraham Simpson’s acceptance speech were he to do us all a favor and run for president. He certainly seems more clued in to current events than, say, Fred Thompson. The Onion would have to endorse, I suspect:
A reader dug up what would surely be Abraham Simpson’s acceptance speech were he to do us all a favor and run for president. He certainly seems more clued in to current events than, say, Fred Thompson. The Onion would have to endorse, I suspect: