A small nugget from the file:
"Despite the pressures of his personal and professional life, Scooter consistently cares about his friends. For example, our eldest child was on an externship in Ghana during the tragic events of September 11th. Upon learning this (and of our concern), despite the enormous pressures of state facing Scooter, he researched the situation in Ghana and called us at 11 pm (having just gotten home from work) to discuss what he had learned."
Perjury? He’s our friend. We only prosecute perjurers when they’re little people. Or Democratic presidents.
The Dish 