From the comments section on this piece:
Biden: I have worked with chairs all over the world, and most members of Congress agree with my plan for how to make chairs Bloomberg: I’ve put together a committee to survey voters on whether they want me to make their chairs Clinton: I have the most experience in making chairs Edwards: I will fight the chairmakers!
Giuliani: I can best protect you from the danger of chairs, just as I did in NYC
Huckabee: Chairs did not evolve, but were created
Kucinich: We should have a one-payer system for chairs
McCain: My friends, I believe we can sit together in our chairs and work out bipartisan solutions without torture
Obama: Together we can create chairs in a new way
Paul: Why is the government involved in making chairs?
Romney: Venture capitalism has made American chairs the greatest in the world
Tancredo: We must build a fence to keep out foreign illegal chairs
Thompson: I like a comfortable, yet presidential looking chair
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