Some more:
Here is the candidate Fred
And these are the words that he said
"I want Law and Order
so I’m closing the border
If you want me, I’ll be in my bed."There once was the mayor called Rudy
Who went to Long Island for booty
The taxpayers paid
So that he could get laid
Did 9/11 come before Judy?
Others here.
Yes, that’s what the supporters of Rhode Island School Of Design’s hockey team shout. You should see their mascot.
Some useful perspective from three editors in the gay press.
The pedal-powered machine successfully transports and filters water without burning fossil fuels or wood, which contributes to a reduction in CO2 emissions.
YouTube here.
More repulsive pandering. For what it’s worth, I suspect he’ll win South Carolina.
Their proxies’ lawsuit – an attempt to suppress the vote in Nevada – is dismissed.
A scientific breakthrough.
Not bad for a start:
Mr. Huck believes God’s the solution
And claims that there’s no Evolution.
It could be he’s right
God said “Let there be light,”
But he didn’t write the damn Constitution.There once was a man named Obama
Who avoided political drama.
But when Clintonites spoke
Claiming King was a joke,
Obama responded, "Yo mama!"
I’ll keep ’em coming if you do.
New Orleans gets some unexpected support:
April 11 and 12 will find the Louisiana Superdome interior turned into a pink and red vagina — "with a big vagina entrance," Ensler said — as a setting for performance events, parties, parades, workshops, wellness and education programs, speakers, even spa treatments, which will be free to residents of New Orleans and the Gulf South. (Men are excluded only from the spa.)
For those two days, New Orleans will be "the Vagina Capital of America," Ensler said. "We’re coming here to say that we should celebrate New Orleans, cherish it, protect it, just as we do our vaginas, and make sure it goes on and on."
Bainbridge is a little aghast. Yeah, according to Huckabee, my marriage to my husband is a gateway to legalized and protected relationships between humans and animals. Thanks, Mike! And then we’re somehow going to round up and deport all 12 million illegal immigrants without a new form of police state. Meanwhile, he doesn’t just have loose associations with far-right extremists, he has them hold fundraisers for him. In this campaign. Christian reconstructionists are genuinely Taliban-Christianists. And Huckabee has no problem with them.
I think of Huckabee as almost a comic vindication for those of us who have worried about the rise and rise of unopposed Christianism in the GOP. Except he’s not a joke. He could actually win this thing.
The Dish 