From Rod Dreher:
Voter (pointing to delegate-math statistics on CNN): Now that’s what I call a dead candidate.
Geoff Garin: No, no…..No, she’s stunned!
Voter: STUNNED?!?
GG: Yeah! The voters stunned her, just as she was wakin’ up! Hillary stuns easy, major.
Voter: Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely had enough of this. That campaign is definitely deceased, and when I voted for Mrs. Clinton not two days ago, you assured me that her total lack of movement was due to her bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
GG: Well, she’s…she’s, ah…probably pining for Yankee Stadium. She’s a big Yanks fan, you know.
Voter: PININ’ for YANKEE STADIUM?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did she fall flat on her back on Tuesday night?
GG: Hillary Clinton prefers keepin’ on her back! She’s a fighter, an underdog. Remarkable bird, is’nt she, squire? Lovely plumage!
Voter: She’s not pinin’! She’s passed on! Her campaign is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If Hillary Clinton hadn’t nailed herself to the Democratic Party perch she’d be pushing up the daisies! This campaign’s metabolic processes are now history! She’s off the twig! She’s kicked the bucket, she’s shuffled off her mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!!
The Dish 