From Egyptian television’s recent interview with the head of the Egyptian Unique Mustache Association:
Interviewer: Do you respect all types of mustaches – regardless of their size, length, or width?
Allam Muhammad Abdel Al-Halim: Of course.
Interviewer: Even Hitler’s mustache?
Captain Sayyed Shahada: By the way, I respect the mustache of this Hitler, because he humiliated the most despicable sect in the world. He subdued the people who subdued the whole world – him with his “11” mustache.
The Dish 