Palin, Beat Poet

By Patrick Appel
Camille Paglia, still oozing Palin-love, defends the Alaska governor’s odd speaking style:

Guess what: There has been a revolution in English — registered in the 1950s in the street slang, colloquial locutions and assertive rhythms of both Beat poetry and rock ‘n’ roll and now spread far and wide on the Web in the standard jazziness of blogspeak.

Larison rolls his eyes.

Face Of The Day

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Cigar lover Paul Clarke samples a Havana cigar in Turmeau’s, Liverpool’s last remaining tobacconist shop on December 9, 2008. The UK government yesterday announced plans to ban the display of cigarettes and tobacco for sale in shops. Many licensed tobacconists are wondering how the legislation will effect them and are hoping for some sort of exclusion. Photo by Christopher Furlong/Getty.

 

Prayer And Partisanship, Ctd.

By Patrick Appel
A reader writes:

What I found most interesting in this graph were the extremes:  that, across the (reported) political spectrum, at least 20% of people pray several times a day.  And that, across the spectrum, only a tiny number (looks like less than 5%) never pray.  That, and the similarity of all the bars–there really does not appear to be a very big variance, across the spectrum of political positions, in frequency of prayer.

Another adds:

The data provided on the graph labeled "Frequency of Prayer" are interesting but not all that revealing. A good test to apply is asking how well knowing a particular data point allows you to predict behavior. If you "know" that people self-identify as independent and "guess" that they pray daily, you will be wrong approximately seventy-five per cent of the time. If you know they strongly identify as Democrats or Republicans and guess the same, you will still be wrong about sixty-seven per cent of the time. A difference, yes, but how significant?

Sexting

by Chris Bodenner
College OTR calls it the "word of the week," based on a story of two Seattle cheerleaders suspended (up to a year) for showing up nude on cell phones around school (they’re suing — in part because of the sexist double standard of male abettors going unpunished).  However, based on these stats, the "sexting" portmanteau is more like a word of the year.  Urban Dictionary defines it:

v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later

Along with this disaster, the perils of sexting are a popular theme lately.

eBooks In The Bathtub

By Patrick Appel
De Long writes:

I can take the book into the bathtub – so it still has one key edge, even though its production process sacrifices timeliness.

Yglesias adds:

The longer I own my Kindle the more I think that it’s a crucially flawed device in a number of respects. Respects that I expect to be resolved by some successor device in a few years that will position the eBook readers of the future to kill off the regular book. But this bathtub issue is hard to solve.

Problem solved! It’s not cheap though. (Related video here). I see it has just been made avaliable to the public.

Not The Pay Gap

By Patrick Appel
David Leonhardt, sharp as ever, debunks the claim that the average Big Three autoworker makes $73 an hour. He writes that the "real problem is that many people don’t want to buy the cars that Detroit makes" and has the numbers to prove it. His conclusion is sensible, if harrowing:

There is good reason to keep G.M. and Chrysler from collapsing in 2009. (Ford is in slightly better shape.) The economy is in the worst recession in a generation. You can think of the Detroit bailout as a relatively cost-effective form of stimulus. It’s often cheaper to keep workers in their jobs than to create new jobs.

But Congress and the Obama administration shouldn’t fool themselves into thinking that they can preserve the Big Three in anything like their current form. Very soon, they need to shrink to a size that reflects the American public’s collective judgment about the quality of their products.

Joe Weisenthal adds his two cents.

“Business Affairs”

By Patrick Appel
Tina Brown compares the auto companies to the media business:

As great newspapers, magazines, TV networks, and publishing houses dismember themselves around us, it would be marginally consoling if the pink slips were going to those who contributed so vigorously to their companies’ accelerating demise—the feckless zombies at the head of corporate bureaucracies who cared only about the next quarter’s numbers, never troubled to understand the DNA of the companies they took over, and installed swarms of “Business Affairs” drones to oversee and torment the people “under” them. There are floors of these creatures in any behemoth media company, buzzing about each day thwarting new ideas or, worse, having “transformative” ideas of their own when what is usually required is to revive, with a bit of steadfast conviction, the originating creative purpose of the enterprise. It’s the same with the auto companies.

It’s not the bureaucrats fault that the media market fundamentally changed. The big three stopped making a product Americans wanted to buy. The American media has never had more readers. People want what we make. They just consume it differently now. Creativity isn’t the problem; finding a new way to make money off it is.

(Hat tip: Booksquare)

(Reverse) Von Hoffman Award Nominee

by Chris Bodenner

"Aside from the criminal defendants and the Illinois Democratic Party, who are the big losers in Blago-gate? Really anyone who wants to get away with something or get something they don’t really deserve. … [They] may be handicapped in achieving their political aspirations. … Unqualified Caroline Kennedy wants to use the Kennedy name to leapfrog over a dozen more qualified candidates? Not unless Gov. Paterson wants grief," – Jennifer Rubin.

Her post appears* prescient; here’s Paterson:

"I’m not going to comment on anything that happened in any other state, but what I would say is that just hearing the news makes me more resolved to the fact that this has to be a merit process. The only thing I should be thinking about is the merits of the candidates. … [B]ecause of the precious nature of seniority in Washington, I’m hoping that a candidate that I select would win in 2010. … [S]eniority is very important."

Awards glossary here.  Perhaps Andrew should create an award for spot-on political, social, and cultural predictions, especially ones dismissed or derided at the time.  (Shinseki Award?)  Any good nominee examples you can think of, readers?  Update: "examples" as in passages like Rubin’s, not names for an award (yes, Schiff and Cassandra are great suggestions for the latter).

*Her post was actually published two hours after the Paterson post, but I doubt she saw it.