Forbes’ Definition Of “Liberal”

It’s worth checking out:

Broadly, a "liberal’ subscribes to some or all of the following: progressive income taxation; universal health care of some kind; opposition to the war in Iraq, and a certain queasiness about the war on terror; an instinctive preference for international diplomacy; the right to gay marriage; a woman’s right to an abortion; environmentalism in some Kyoto Protocol-friendly form; and a rejection of the McCain-Palin ticket.

I’m included on the list. For the record, I support a flat tax and, as my liberal readers know, find progressive taxation unjust and counter-productive; I’m skeptical of universal healthcare on European lines and have long defended a free market in healthcare and pharmaceuticals; I have no queasiness in fighting a war against Jihadist terror – in fact I have long been one of the most passionate supporters of Tcs2 it. I just oppose the illegal use of torture, the creation of a de facto protectorate in violation of the Constitution, and war-making without prudence, strategy, foresight or any conception of winning the long war of ideas. I have long supported marriage equality – because I think the conservative values of family and responsibility should not be withheld from a small section of society and because I know that gay people are as human and as worthy of respect as anyone else; I believe all abortion to be morally wrong, but would support legal abortion in the first trimester as a concession to genuine disagreement in a multicultural society and to the rights of women to control over their own bodies; I am skeptical of cap-and-trade and Kyoto-style approaches to climate change and favor a much higher tax on gas, balanced by a cut in payroll tax, to help innovate new energy sources. Not many liberals, I wager to say, endorsed Ron Paul for president for the GOP in the primaries. Not many liberals, I dare to say, have written books on conservatism which rest on a reading of key conservative thinkers such as Burke and Oakeshott and Montaigne and Hobbes. And the conservatism I adhere to, as any reader can tell, has remained very constant for twenty years. There is very little shift in tone or argument from my first book, "Intimations Pursued," to my last, "The Conservative Soul." It spans twenty years.

Sure, I opposed the McCain-Palin ticket, although I made McCain a close second as my favorite in the primaries. No sane person, in my judgment, could have supported the farcical inclusion of an absurdly under-qualified and delusional crackpot like Palin as a potential president of the United States. That decision had nothing to do with left or right. She has no business being governor of Alaska, let alone president of the United States, as the leadership of the Alaskan GOP will tell you and a subscription to the Anchorage Daily News will prove.

None of these positions is in any way a mystery – every single one is in the public record multiple times. So why am I a liberal to these people, to someone smart and decent like Tunku Varadarajan? Why do I earn the prize of "most annoying liberal" out of countless others whose liberalism is avowed and long and uncomplicated, and none of whom supported Reagan and Thatcher and Bush in ’88 and Dole and Bush in 2000? I mean: I’m more liberal than Michael Moore?

The answer, I think, is two-fold. The first is that I am openly and proudly gay – another fact that spans the last twenty years. Forbes writes the following:

His advocacy for gay marriage rights and his tendency to view virtually everything through a "gay" prism puts him at odds with many on the right.

I can see that my advocacy for marriage equality puts me at odds with Republican religious doctrine, even though, for example, I edited an anthology on the subject that took great pains to include many right-wing voices against marriage equality from Bill Bennett to Stanley Kurtz. I can see that being gay allows me a perspective sometimes not available to others. But how is my view of the Iraq war or torture or the environment or Obama or the debt or drug legalization viewed through a gay prism? Any reader of this blog or my Sunday column will instantly realize that this is absurd – "virtually everything" I write is put through a gay prism?

The real truth is that many on the Republican right just read everything I write through an anti-gay prism, because their homophobia – benign or not-so-benign, conscious or unconscious – is so overwhelming it occludes any genuine assessment of a person’s thoughts outside this fact. See how Forbes cannot even keep the word gay out of quote marks. Just imagine the same sentence with the word "Jewish" replacing the word gay. It tells you everything you need to know about the moral core of conservatism today. It’s sad and will one day be seen as embarrassing.

The second reason I am now labeled a "liberal" is that conservatism has become a religious movement. Although I am a religious person, I do not believe that any specific form of religion has a veto in determining who is or is not a political conservative in a secular society. I think non-believers can be conservatives – and Hindus and Muslims and Jews and Christians. The conservative political temperament is not a theological position that belongs to any denomination or God. The fact that I have been relentless and impolite in pointing this out – as the GOP has collapsed for these very reasons – suggests to me that the GOP is still more interested in persecuting critics, especially the more effective ones, than reforming for the future.

For the record: self-confident political groupings seek converts – look at Obama. Failed and failing political groupings seek to punish and list heretics. I’m resigned to being a heretic given the state of the current conservative movement. And as an independent writer, it mercifully can’t hurt me much. I just don’t think conservatism will revive until it stops thinking that way.

Blogger Back

After a night of insane puking, a day of the other thing, and a day barely able to move, I’m back. It all seems like one of those stomach viruses that’s been going around and that mercifully lasts only a few days. Thanks to Patrick and Chris who filled in for me so well. Apologies for the absence. But we’re human back here. I just wish it had been another week. Just as I was feeling the relief, the nausea kicked in. Let’s hope it’s not an omen.

Thinking Outside The Cocoon

by Patrick Appel

Frum:

Our party has been crippled by an all-pervading assumption at the center that if you just don’t talk about bad news, it will go away: whether it’s an extravagant wardrobe decision – or a bad job creation record. Our leaders cocoon themselves, refuse to hear unwelcome news, and reward yesmanship.

(hat tip: Suderman)

Nobody Knows

by Patrick Appel

Tyler Cowen flags this quote from Warren Buffet on whether the stimulus will work:

The answer is nobody knows. The economists don’t know. All you know is you throw everything at it and whether it’s more effective if you’re fighting a fire to be concentrating the water flow on this part or that part. You’re going to use every weapon you have in fighting it. And people, they do not know exactly what the effects are. Economists like to talk about it, but in the end they’ve been very, very wrong and most of them in recent years on this. We don’t know the perfect answers on it. What we do know is to stand by and do nothing is a terrible mistake or to follow Hoover-like policies would be a mistake and we don’t know how effective in the short run we don’t know how effective this will be and how quickly things will right themselves. We do know over time the American machine works wonderfully and it will work wonderfully again.

After The Gag Rule

by Patrick Appel

Steven Waldman sounds deflated:

I think the real significance — and the reason pro-life Obama supporters ought to be disappointed — is the combination of the gag rule repeal (which was expected) and the language he used in his Roe v. Wade statement [two days ago].

He did mention the goal of reducing unintended pregnancies. But keep in mind that pro-life Obama supporters believed that their big victory during the fights over the Democratic Party platform was not the language about reducing unintended pregnancies — but rather the language about helping women carry babies to term, if that was their choice.

That thought was absent from yesterday’s statement.

On the other side of the issue, Feministe blogger Cara celebrates.

Why We Don’t Always Write Back

by Patrick Appel
I’ve been reading Clay Shirky’s brilliant little book, Here Comes Everybody: The Power Of Organizing Without Organizations. Here’s a paragraph on internet fame that I think Andrew will appreciate when he comes back:   

Glenn Reynolds, a homegrown hero of the weblog world, reports over a million unique viewers a month for Instapundit.com, a circulation that would put him comfortably in the top twenty daily papers in the United States. You can see how interactivty is defeated by an audience of this size — spending even as minute a month interacting with 10,000 of his readers (only one percent of his total audience) whould take forty hours a week. This is what "interactivty" looks like at this scale –no interaction at all with almost all of his audience, and infrequent and minuscule interaction with the rest…

The Dish has an audience comparable to Reynolds and we do our best to reply to as many readers’ e-mails as possible, but even with Andrew and me working together we can’t reply to everyone. Shirky later quotes Merlin Mann:

Email is such a funny thing. People hand you these single little messages that are no heavier than a river pebble. But it doesn’t take long until you have acquired a pile of pebbles that’s taller than you and heavier than you could ever hope to move, even if you wanted to do it over a few dozen trips. But for the person who took the time to hand you the pebble it seems outrageous that you can’t handle the one tiny thing. "What ‘pile’? It’s just a pebble!"

That is the best description of the Dish inbox I’ve ever seen.

From Ireland to Israel

by Patrick Appel

Daniel Levy writes about George Mitchell – who is famous for negotiating peace in Northern Ireland –  being appointed to special envoy for Middle East peace. Levy sounds hopeful:

Ironically, his first challenges may comes less from the Israelis and Palestinians that he will meet on his travels and more from the skeptics and naysayers in the Middle East peace industry back home in Washington D.C. He should expect to hear lots of "it can’t be done" refrains, but as Mitchell himself noted speaking in Israel just last month: "In negotiations which led up to that agreement [Good Friday agreement] we had seven hundred days of failure and one day of success." New thinking is needed and a determination to create that one day of success for Israel/Palestine.

Dissent Of The Day II

by Chris Bodenner
A reader writes:

Thumbs up to you for featuring the always-amazing world of Mexican wrestling. But a couple of quibbles …

1) First off, the WWF hasn’t been called the WWF for years. They lost a lawsuit to the World Wildlife Fund and had to change their name. They’re WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) now.

2) Second, WWE has a decent number of wrestlers on its rosters who are trained in the high-flying tradition of Mexican Lucha Libre. See Rey Mysterio for one.  Plus, tons of current and recent WWE "superstars" have worked a Mexican-influenced style: Chavo Guerrero, the late great and sorely missed Eddie Guerrero, Matt and Jeff Hardy, Matt Bourne, Brian Kendrick, Paul London, The Hurricane, etc. etc. And the now-retired-but-sorely-missed female superstar Lita made a name for herself hitting Mexican-style moves like the Moonsault and the Hurricanrana.

3) And Total Non-Stop Action Wrestling (yes, the company is called TNA)’s entire "X-Division" wouldn’t be possible without Mexican influence. For examples, see the in-ring work of Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Sonjay Dutt, Jay Lethal, Christopher Daniels and especially "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles.

God, I can’t believe I just wrote this.

I actually knew, in the back of my head, about the WWF suit, but wrote what I did in colloquial haste (a recent prospective roommate of ours was a lawyer involved in ongoing copyright litigation over the case, and he spent a good 10 minutes talking it).   Also, I haven’t followed pro-wrestling since I was 9, so WWF still rings true.

On that note, here’s one of my favorite T-shirts offered by my college roommate’s webstore:

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Gitmo Detainees, American Prisons

by Patrick Appel
Greenwald joins the debate:

If it were really the goal of Terrorists to attack American prisons where their members are incarcerated and if they were actually capable of doing that, they already have a long list of "targets" and have had such a list for two decades.  If U.S. civilian courts were inadequate forums for obtaining convictions of Terrorism suspects, then the above-listed individuals would not be imprisoned — most of them for life — while the Guantanamo military commission system still has nothing to show for it other than a series of humiliating setbacks for the Government.  As is true for virtually every fear-mongering claim made over the last eight years to frighten Americans into believing that they must vest the Government with vast and un-American powers lest they be slaughtered by the Terrorists, none of these claims is remotely rational and all of them are empirically disproven.