“A Propaganda Boon For The Regime”

A reader writes:

With all the discussion about the Jews of Iran, a few crucial points are in order.

Firstly, a myth that needs correcting: Iran does not have a "large" Jewish population. Current estimates put Iran's Jews as being between 17,000 and 25,000, which means that approximately ten times as many Iranian Jews live in the state of Israel as live in Iran itself! (And we're not even counting here the large Iranian-Jewish populations in the United States.) Just think for a moment how many people we're talking about: You couldn't fill a stadium with Iran's entire Jewish population. The entire Iranian Jewish population would have utterly disappeared had it come out en masse during Tehran's recent pro-democracy protests of hundreds of thousands.

Iran did once have a sizable Jewish population, somewhere between one or two hundred thousand. Half left by 1979, and half again left in the following decades. There were important reasons why they left, but there are also some very important reasons why Iran's current-day Jewish minority has remained. For one thing, even putting aside the cultural shock of leaving, it is very difficult today for an entire Jewish family to emigrate legally from Iran with their possessions. And in Iran, any hint that a Jewish family is considering leaving for America or Israel would be a matter of great danger to them. As a Jew in Iran, professing sympathy for Zionism is a crime harshly punishable by the state.

So why does Iran "tolerate" this tiny Jewish minority anyway? Why do they keep their servile "court Jew" in Parliament? (His walls decorated with Islamic clerics, of course.) That's what seems to have people like Roger Cohen so perplexed. He concludes that the seeming toleration of these Jews is some sort of a sign of good will among the Iranian regime.

Well, the regular people of Iran treat the Jews fairly well, primarily because the Iranians, especially in Tehran, are awesome people. But is the government acting out of good-will?

Hardly. I'm sure you could easily think of good reasons why the Iranian regime permits the existence of its token Jewish minority. For starters, their numbers are so vanishingly tiny (they represent between 0.02% and 0.03% of Iran's total population), they are non-proselytizing, they are forbidden from all sensitive leadership positions, and they are so utterly obsequious to the regime that they simply don't present any kind of a threat. There are simply too few Jews in Iran to be worth persecuting them anymore.

But there's a bigger reason why the regime regards Iran's Jewish minority as being worth maintaining: Iran's Jews are just so damned politically useful! Their very continued existence is a staggering propaganda boon for the regime, and gives them the pretense to claim that they're "not anti-Semitic, just anti-Zionist." Plus, what could the Iranian regime like better than having a pliant Jewish minority that it can march around carrying anti-Zionist placards and shouting pro-Hezbollah chants, as Iran's Jews are forced to do from time to time?

If you want to know how the Iranian regime treats minorities that are either too big for comfort, or are just not politically useful, have a look at the poor Baha'i, who number in the hundreds of thousands in Iran. There are practical reasons why the regime treats its Jews differently from minorities like the Baha'i, and it would do us all well to remember that. Otherwise, we play right into the hands of the Iranian regime's propaganda.

— CB

The “Ballots” In The “Election”

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Yes: this is an official photo of the ballots recounted by the Khamenei junta. As one of Nico's readers notes, you will notice that the name Ahmadinejad is written on the ballots in exactly the same handwriting on many of them. Are they really this dumb? Or just brazen? Another photo shows crisp unfolded ballots. The official photos are here. The recount also increased Ahmadinejad's margin in some areas. And Ahmadinejad canceled a foreign trip at the last minute. Hmmm.

This is not over.

Hewitt Nails It

I razz him all the time, but this one is great:

"LKM" stands for Larry King Minutes –the number of broadcast minutes that Larry King would devote to your death if it occurred today.  Michael Jackson has set a very high standard, swamping all other coverage from Larry's show and triggering hours and hours of extra programming from Larry.

I suspect that neither Hugh nor I would make it past a few seconds. Which is, in so many ways, a relief.

— AS

A Palin Wrap

Andrew's initial reaction to the Vanity Fair piece is here. He also noted a Christianist detail, revisited the Trig affair, and chronicled two more Odd Lies here and here. He then addressed the subsequent infighting among McCain staffers and Bill Kristol.

Next was the Runner's World shoot; Andrew reacted here and here. He and a reader also sounded off on the new SarahPac ad here and here. Another reader dug up a Palin Calendar photo, another explained the core appeal among her supporters, and Conor explored her prefabricated persona.

Lastly, Andrew replied to reader dissent.

— CB

“Shot And Burned”

A sailor was brutally murdered and his body found yesterday at Camp Pendleton, California. Some suspect an anti-gay attack:

Citing unnamed sources with access to a report on the seaman's death, Gomez said Provost was killed during an argument with another sailor over the victim's sexual orientation. On his MySpace page, Provost made references to same-sex dating and identified another Houston man as "the love of my life."

Don't Ask; Don't Live.

Up Here

Well, I had a bit of a spell today with the altitude. Felt suddenly faint, light-headed, and couldn't breathe very well. I had to cancel getting into tights with Sandra Day O'Connor tonight because the whole thing knocked me out (although I did rally with five minutes in an oxygen mask to do another session this afternoon). Thanks for all the advice. Here's what I learned: when they tell you to drink water, take it seriously. I didn't. Drink till you're peeing like Seabiscuit. Then aspirin or ibuprofen. It also helps of course if you don't have chronic asthma (check) and apnea (check).

I'm out of here at the crack of dawn tomorrow and feel and that I didn't really get oriented enough quickly enough to get the most out of all these ideas floating around. But I did have some great chats with Jeff Jarvis and Nick Denton, got a blast of micro-payment gospel from Steve Brill, managed to have a beer (another altitude error) with my old friend, Niall Ferguson, and also had a chat with Sandy Levinson and Jack Balkin about the constitution and the surveillance state. Any conversation with Mike Kinsley is a reminder that very few people you'll ever meet will be as funny or as mordant or as decent. I really was lucky to have him and Marty as my first sherpas into journalism.

So no tights. But next year, I'll be prepared. Goldberg, by the way, got to hang with Tarantino for the day. But I guess he'll have to tell you that story.

The Dish will be collaborative tomorrow as Monday.