The Battle Hymn Of The Beck Brigades

Yo:

   We need tanks and hummers, not hybrid cars!
   We need honest politicians, not communist czars!
   USA, not the USSR.
   We need more Ann Coulter and less Bill Maher …
 
   I don’t need another lecture from the Socialistic hypocrite.

   Tuesday was your birthday, but where’s your birth certificate?

Communist czars? Shurely shome mishtake.