One More Time

by Patrick Appel

A reader writes:

If Newbusters is going to be give The Dish a hard time for openly using underbloggers, they’d better also go after most every op-ed columnist at this country’s major papers. For example, the Times illustrious Nick Kristof almost always uses an assistant or two for help with research, editing, and idea formulation. I’ve only ever seen this acknowledged on his blog; he has perhaps mentioned it in a column, but it is neither acknowledged regularly within or permanently along-side his columns, which is a notable difference in comparison to Andrew, Chris, and you. I say this not to pick on Kristof, but merely to point out a high-profile and Pulitzer Prize-winning example. Andrew is far and away more open about the assistance he receives than are most, if not all, opinion leaders.

Althouse twists my word:

You know, I have had my run-ins with Sullivan. He mocked my engagement announcement. He’s given me Sarah-Palin-related assignments. I have paid a lot of attention to these things on my blog. (Here and here, for example.) I seriously believed I was interacting with Sullivan, a writer I have respected for maybe 20 years. I wouldn’t have bothered with Patrick (or Chris). I really don’t care what they think. If they insult me, they are to me like any number of bloggers who insult me and whose bait I don’t take. I would always take Sullivan’s bait, because Sullivan is important. Not to know whether it’s Sullivan or one of them makes a mush out of the whole blog. I’m not wading through all of this ghost-generated verbiage and guessing about what might be the real thing.

That was all Andrew. As I’ve said from the start, all substantive posts that take positions are written by him. If you don’t understand that by now you are seriously misreading what I have written or acting in bad faith. Althouse later takes issue with the “basically” when I wrote that ” basically everything I write under Andrew’s name is a naked link or excerpt.” I wrote “basically” because there have been occasions, like the announcement of last year’s awards contest or the introduction of guest bloggers, where Andrew has asked me to draft a post with relevant information for him to edit. This reader explains things better than me:

All due respect, but you’re making the “Life As Part Of Sully’s Brain” debate way too complicated. Engaging this and over-explaining it simply gives the impression that you have something to explain or hide. Stop it, already, because it’s painful to read. The reality is simple:

1. Posts that engage in opinion (or even sly comments such as the daily wraps), where the credibility of the poster is of valid interest, are designated in some manner to the appropriate party, whether through initials or “signatures” beneath the headline. All other posts default credit to Andrew, as it’s his name on the masthead. 2. Posts that provide merely fact-based information or links to news or entertainment where the credibility of the poster is of no consequence, could be from anyone in your hive who felt it was worth noting.

Or, for those who lack attention span:

Opinion Posts = Attribution

Facts / Informative links = No attribution

Even elementary school children should be able to understand that facts do not require attribution for third parties merely passing the information along. The only people who could possibly feel betrayed by this common process are people who’ve never undertaken a collaborative writing project in a responsible, professional environment and do not understand the demands of journalistic-level fact-finding and screening. Feeling “betrayed” because ethical people work together seamlessly to contribute to the major works of a high profile individual is like feeling betrayed over the idea that the guy who baked your donuts didn’t also harvest and process his own flour.

Further, you have had attribution for “Dish Prep” staff on the blog for some time now, and Andrew has made frequent mention of how much help he gets to make the blog possible. Stop engaging these people. You’ve all been reasonable and provided more than appropriate transparency — this “debate” only exists for people looking for something to be upset over.

Anyone that believes Andrew (or anyone who works as a colleague of his) would allow his voice to be usurped or allow someone else to take the fall for his point of view is either not regular reader of the dish or needs a nap and a cookie. Andrew has many faults, and I’m sure any number of us could name the things we like and dislike about his views and the Dish itself, but no one can accuse Andrew of not standing by (and being held accountable for) his own opinions, or taking credit for things not his own. He (and the Dish) have taken way too many hits for having the courage of convictions of all flavors.

I could have let this drop awhile ago or not began the conversation in the first place, but I enjoy describing our process and we owe it to the readership to explain the mechanics of the Dish. Andrew’s blogging adversaries will use anything and everything against him, a fact proven once again by this tempest in a teapot. A final reader:

I know you’ve voiced differing opinions on this issue, but I need to offer my support. The criticism of the Daily Dish’s blog structure is, to me, insane. So you post a number of blurbs from other bloggers and links to various items each day. How in any way is this “ghostblogging?” It’s aggregating, if anything. Anyone who reads a post like this, or this, or this, and sees it as a somehow dishonest account of Andrew’s opinion needs to learn to read properly. Even if Andrew had written those posts (I presume you did), there’s virtually no opinion whatsoever within them — only the words of the people and articles you’re referencing. This is what it looks like when Andrew is offering his own opinion.

Perhaps someone like Markay sees the choice of news content as opinion in and of itself. This would be valid if the blog only linked to articles supporting Andrew’s key opinions. But it doesn’t. The beauty of the Daily Dish is in the open airing of dissent, the consideration of all opinions and facts along his and our journey to our own opinions. We see this in the “dissent of the day” section, in the various letters from readers. Consider “The View From Your Sick Bed,” or the reader responses to George Tiller’s murder and the issue of late term abortion. None of those expressed Andrew’s opinion – they were merely the airing of opinions he was willing to consider. How is it dishonest for you to have authored and posted them, under his supervision?

A number of the posts this reader attributes to me were written by Andrew, but they look much like my posts. Here is a representative sample of the posts I was referring to in my initial post: The Left Goes To War, Citing The Gospels, Fake Cuts, The View From Uganda, Against The Clash, and Chart Of The Day.

Depressing Christmas Songs, Ctd

by Chris Bodenner A reader submits Aimee Mann’s “Calling on Mary.” Lyrics after the jump:

I heard the sidewalk Santa say:
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Salvation’s coming cheap today
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas

I searched the skyline for a star
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
And baby I wondered where you are
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas

‘Cause comfort’s not possible when
You look past the joy to the end

Calling on Mary is voluntary
Unless you’re alone like me
If there’s a star above, then it can look like love
When they light up the Christmas tree

When I was young I couldn’t see
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
All that my true love gave to me
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas

She offered sight to the blind
But I’m not the miracle kind

Calling on Mary is voluntary
Unless you’re alone like me
If there’s a star above, then it can look like love
When they light up the Christmas tree

And to all the lost souls down below:
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
What’s one more drifter in the snow?
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

If there’s a star above, then it can look like love
When they light up the Christmas tree
If there’s a star above, then it can look like love

Wannabe Crabs, Ctd

by Chris Bodenner

After watching this video we posted of coconut-carrying octopuses, a reader points to an interesting article that Slate published last year:

YouTube is loaded with evidence of what some might call octopus intelligence. One does an uncanny impression of a flounder. Another mimics coral before darting away from a pushy camera. A third slips its arms around a jar, unscrews it, and dines on the crab inside. Scientific journals publish research papers on octopus learning, octopus personality, octopus memory. Now the octopus has even made it into the pages of the journal Consciousness and Cognition (along with its fellow cephalopods the squid and the cuttlefish). The title: "Cephalopod consciousness: behavioral evidence."

The earliest cephalopods, which lived about a half-billion years ago, had shells. Over the next 250 million years, they evolved into giant predators. They shot bursts of water out of siphons to swim—a prehistoric form of jet propulsion.* But their glory was cut short by fish with jaws—our ancestors. Fish could swim faster by bending their bodies than cephalopods could move by jetting. Today, only a single shelled cephalopod survives—the nautilus, which spends most of its life lurking deep underwater.

The other living cephalopods lost their shells. While they gave up a defense against predators, they were free to evolve new skills. Squids became fast swimmers. Octopuses instead moved to the sea floor, where they could use their shell-free bodies to explore cracks and crevices for prey. But in order to survive in this new niche, they had to become fast learners.

A word packed with blowback

by Andrew Sprung

Like many of Obama's perceived failures and equivocal triumphs, I suspect that yesterday's oh-so-partial climate deal will bear fruit over time.  But this sum-up from the President — notwithstanding his refusal to oversell — raises a red flag:

Mr Obama acknowledged that the deal was “not sufficient to combat the threat of climate change but [was] an important first step” on cutting greenhouse gases.

“We have made a meaningful and unprecedented breakthrough. For the first time in history, all of the major economies have come together to take action [on global warming],” he said after meetings with Wen Jiabao, the Chinese premier, Manmohan Singh, the Indian prime minister, President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva of Brazil and Jacob Zuma, the South African president.

That "unprecedented" recalls Hillary's disastrous gush about Israel's "unprecedented" settlement freeze (never mind that it's true, whether or not it's enough).  And the "unprecedented" stimulus, and health care reform bill…all true. But all messy, partial, slow-acting. With fire incoming fire from left and right, that adjective is a rich target.

The Daily Wrap

Today on the Dish we heard more healthcare commentary from Matt Steinglass, Megan McArdle, Reihan SalamBill Kristol, and a TPM reader. Friedersdorf tackled the Twitter scandal about the drowned boy, scrutinized the flow of drugs across the Mexican border, and discussed celebrity culture. Sprung took another look at Pakistan, examined the bank bailout, and analyzed a novel about the industrial decline of Britain. I talked about the Window View book with some readers.

We rounded up some reader jokes here, here, here, here, and here. We continued to chronicle depressing Christmas songs here, here, here, here, and here. Our MHB mash-up was pretty brilliant.

— C.B.

Depressing Christmas Songs, Ctd

by Chris Bodenner

A reader emails Tom Waits' "Christmas Card From A Hooker in Minneapolis" and the words.  The gloriously grim words, after the jump:

hey Charley I'm pregnant
and living on 9-th street
right above a dirty bookstore
off cuclid avenue
and I stopped taking dope
and I quit drinking whiskey
and my old man plays the trombone
and works out at the track.

and he says that he loves me
even though its not his baby
and he says that he'll raise him up
like he would his own son
and he gave me a ring
that was worn by his mother
and he takes me out dancin
every saturday nite.

and hey Charley I think about you
everytime I pass a fillin' station
on account of all the grease
you used to wear in your hair
and I still have that record
of little anthony & the imperials
but someone stole my record player
how do you like that?

hey Charley I almost went crazy
after mario got busted
so I went back to omaha to
live with my folks
but everyone I used to know
was either dead or in prison
so I came back in minneapolis
this time I think I'm gonna stay.

hey Charley I think I'm happy
for the first time since my accident
and I wish I had all the money
that we used to spend on dope
I'd buy me a used car lot
and I wouldn't sell any of em
I'd just drive a different car
every day dependin on how
I feel.

hey Charley
for chrissakes
do you want to know
the truth of it?
I don't have a husband
he don't play the trombone
and I need to borrow money
to pay this lawyer
and Charley, hey
I'll be eligible for parole
come valentines day.