Jeffrey Goldberg asks Josh Green the critical questions:
Jeffrey: Why does everyone think you're gay?
Joshua: Gays just wish I were gay. And your readers wish I were gay. It's my chiseled physique. I can't help it.
Jeffrey: Are you now, or have you ever been, Jewish?
Joshua: No, but my love of hummus ought to make me an honorary member of the tribe, don't you think? I've always assumed you're on the membership committee.
Jeffrey: Why do you deny your Jewishness?
Joshua: To withhold satisfaction from the folks who send me all that anti-Semitic hate mail.
Jeffrey: What are you going to do with your life after journalism dies?
Stealth gay and stealth Jew and all abs, Josh Green is the man.
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