Edith Zimmerman is stunned:
Yes, a mere $16.95 unlocks the secret to peeing at a urinal from "between 2.5 feet and 3 feet in distance" and possibly even "over five feet," which means you wouldn't even need to wait for that guy in front of you to finish — just stand behind him and blast your urine over his shoulder in an elegant arc. Because it does involve "blast"ing.
The Dish 