Dave Barry recently went through a naked scanner. He talks to Melissa Block about the experience:
BLOCK: But word came back you have a blurred groin. Did you know what –
Mr. BARRY: Yeah. They were letting everyone else go. Everyone else had a nice, sharp groin, I guess. But when I went through, they pulled me aside and put me in this – kind of like little pen. And after like – I don't know – three or four minutes of standing there, I asked one of them: Why am I here? And he said, you have a blurred groin. And I went, what? Because you hate to find this out at the airport.
BLOCK: Yeah, you would want to know.
Mr. BARRY: And I had just had a physical – I mean, literally, two weeks earlier -which was pretty thorough, if you know what I'm saying.
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