Wedding Wars!

I fully understand why Kate and Wills (I throw up in my mouth a little just saying those words) would rather not have Gordon-Life-Of-The-Party-Brown at their wedding, or even the perky self-aggrandizing Tony Blair, whose massive overspending helped bring the UK economy to its knees. But either is surely preferable to the Crown Prince Of Fricking Bahrain. Saif Qaddafi was unavailable?