Dissent Of The Day

A reader writes: 

The story of Trig Palin's birth doesn't make sense to you. Fine. I get that. Plane travel after a woman's water breaks isn't exactly normal. But I can't condone the way you have written about Trig's birth. Your hiding behind the "I'm just asking questions" defense is no more convincing than when Glenn Beck does it. Asking a question is healthy; asking a question over and over and over again, phrasing that question over-dramatically, and insinuating a conspiracy allows you to introduce an impossible to confirm rumor into the discourse. Maybe that isn't your intent, but it is the effect of your writings on Palin's fifth child.

You have never written definitively that Trig isn't Palin's son, but your tone betrays what you wish to be true. If Trig were not Palin's child, your pursuit of this story would be vindicated. All your critics would be silenced – or at least muffled. That incentive makes you a terrible judge of probabilities.

That would be true if I were not simply asking for easily available empirical evidence that must exist if Palin is telling the truth.

Sully Bait

A reader casts a line:

Via Cracked.com, The 6 Most Ridiculous Things Ever Taxed.  Number 4?  Beards:

No one in Europe [in 1697] wore beards anymore. Russians, in their long facial hair, looked as ridiculous as someone walking around in 6-inch platform heels with goldfish swimming inside would look today. In an effort to modernize Russia and make it more European than Eastern, Peter the Great made men cut off their beards. And when we say he "made" them, we're talking a man who was known to attack bearded men in the street and forcefully shave them.

But being a slightly reasonable giant psychopath, he also offered them the option of paying a ridiculously heavy tax to keep their long beards. That way, if they had to embarrass the motherland with their fashion faux pas, at least the czar made money off it (the fact that Peter himself couldn't grow a beard probably had nothing to do with his decision).

Nothing to do with it at all.

A No Fly Zone For Angry Birds

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Sujay Kumar imagines president Obama's declaration:

Debate in Washington has propagated a false choice about the Angry Birds. Some question why America is intervening in a battle between animals. They say that we should let natural selection play out and turn our efforts to oppressed human nations. They ask us to remember the swine flu epidemic.

While this is true, it cannot be an argument for inaction. In this angry world, in this moment of racial extermination, we had a choice: Watch the point score and body count reach horrific heights, or abort this homicidal game.

I'm still trying to get three stars at every level. It soothes the soul by emptying the mind of everything but pigs (and monkeys).

(Image via the Tumblr of Illuztrado)

Do Age-Discrimination Laws Work?

Tony Dokoupil and Rick Marin check in on the Mancession. They focus on "unemployed (and underemployed) men ages 41 to 59." Of interest:

Texas A&M economist Joanna Lahey found that 50-year-old white men are less likely to land jobs in states that enforce age-discrimination laws. Why? Firms, it seems, don't want to get involved with members of a contentious group. The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission reports that age-discrimination complaints rose by 28 percent in 2008, a year when three quarters of job losers were male, and rose again in 2010, surging past 23,000. No wonder graying men are dyeing their hair.

Uppers For Your Uppers

Street Carnage scoffs at a new drug on the market, Seroquel XR: 

It’s basically a pill that’s designed to reinforce the effects of the anti-depressant you’re already taking, making it the pharmaceutical equivalent of bumping coke to push your MDMA peak. … Reading between the lines, a more cynical view would be that they’re actually marketing this drug to people who are longing to recapture the initial rush of happiness and stability they felt when starting anti-depressants that has since faded into an ordinariness. Basically a re-up.

Real World Skills, Ctd

A reader writes:

Scott Adams writes, "That means the best way to expand a student's mind is by teaching more about the practical complexities of the real world and less about, for example, the history of Europe, or trigonometry."

That is one of the most unbelievably fatuous things I have ever read. So the "practical complexities" of the real world don't require any knowledge of history to analyze them accurately? That's like saying the "practical realities" of medicine today don't require those lame classes in anatomy that you have to sit through in medical school. As a teacher of the arcane subjects that Adams deems irrelevant to the "real world", I would respond that it is precisely the study of history which inculcates in its students a sense of the world's complexity. People who don't know history tend to be the same people who think the world's problems are transparent, easily solvable and don't require any thinking work. And they fuck things up badly (see Bush, George W.).

Adams actually addressed that point in his post:

Some of you will argue that learning history is important on a number of levels, including creating a shared culture, understanding other countries, and avoiding the mistakes of the past. I agree. And if the question was teaching history versus teaching nothing, history would be the best choice every time. But if you compare teaching history with, for example, teaching a kid how to compare complicated financial alternatives, I'd always choose the skill that has the most practical value.

Another writes:

I'm a historian, and Adams maligns my discipline directly, so let's speak to that. It's been a long time now since the study of history meant memorizing the deeds of dead white men (though I'd defend the "real-world" implications for that task, too!). My students have to deal with complex and divergent source material: letters, newspaper articles, literary texts, sociological analyses, textbooks, my lectures (where I am constantly pointing out the limitations of the narrative I create, and asking my students how they'd argue against it), all written or created by people from very disparate places, class backgrounds, etc. It is often very difficult to corroborate information within and among these sources.

Students have to learn to balance one source against the next; to discern what's reliable, what's not, and why; to write about these sources both creatively and analytically; to use professional, formal, precise language and structured argument. Tell me how those aren't complex tasks, demanding the kind of in-depth research, time management, and fluid analysis Adams seemingly finds in the "real world" but not in the classroom?

Adams claims that the only people who need to study history are historians. My response is that in a present-focused, Internet-paced society, there is virtue in understanding long-term processes, asking larger questions, and navigating complexity – in other words, being better able to work within the "real world."

Another:

I teach 6th grade history at a charter school in Brooklyn, and I think Scott Adams is far off the mark. Adams proposes that we teach kids things like "comparing complicated financial alternatives." Well they should probably learn calculus – and for that matter, addition and subtraction – before we prepare them for exciting lives at Goldman Sachs. What Adams is really talking about is the curriculum happening at the very end of high school; 90% of a children's education is mastering the skills and habits of mind that take them there in the first place. What's more, anybody with half a brain looking at the American education system would never say that our major problem is lack of real world application at age 18. It's the lack of basic reading and math skills at the age of 8.

I think Adams' more abstract point is certainly worth considering; the United States is unique in its insistence on the liberal arts in a K-12 system. Most other developed countries force children either to begin specializing in a certain field in their teens (like France), or insist on extremely low-level, immediately applicable skills throughout (like China). But in many ways, I think the US has got it right. What we know about the global economy is that innovation, creativity, and the ability to switch professions and fields is enormously important, and will be for years. At its best, US-style education prepares its citizens to be flexible participants in the global economy.

Of course, at its worst, US-style education prepares its citizens for nothing, but that's for another day and another post.

Another:

Whatever Adams might be claiming in terms of education aside these days, I gotta say I'm bemused that your recent discussion of him hasn't touched on something that's just plain ridiculous coming from him recently. Gawker has the goods here and here.

The Bias Against Short Men, Ctd

A reader writes:

Regarding Ms. Steiger's quote, to say that someone who doesn't date short guys is a bigot strikes me as like saying that gay guys are misogynists because we don't date women. It's prima facie absurd.

Me, I tend to like shorter guys.

Another writes:

This reminded me of an interview with Dan Ariely. He suggests that online dating (through the sorting and filtering process) makes people even more superficial:

It turns out, women really care about men's height. I’m 5’9”, if I wanted to be as attractive as somebody who’s 5’10”, right, another inch? I would have to make about $35-40,000 more a year. That’s a lot of money for one inch. At the same time, it turns out that men care a lot about women’s BMI’s. In fact, they want women to be slightly anorexic, at like 18-1/2. And you look at women’s attractiveness, it goes really up at low BMI and really drops below that.

I decided I can't really make use of online dating sites because I'm 5'7" and make about $40,000 a year. I won't make it through most women's search filters. I'm only a little bitter, though. I understand it. I don't hold that against women. I mean, I wish I was a few inches taller, but I don't hold it against women for being more attracted to men who are taller than they are.

Like you said, it's not bigotry; it's attraction. Good luck explaining and/or controlling attraction, right? Besides, while I find women of all heights attractive, I am much more interested in dating women that are at least a bit shorter than I am. Am I victim to some superficial social construct? Maybe. But I certainly don't see the benefit for anyone in having all of us force ourselves into relationships that don't feel great to us simply because we want to be politically correct.

Another asks:

So it is perfectly fine for a white guy to say he won't date black women?

Well, it's perfectly fine for a white guy to say he's not attracted to black women. As it is for a white guy to say he's only attracted to black women. Another:

Related is Louis C.K. on his racist penis.  NSFW by any stretch.

A Big-Name Ghostwriter

Samuel P. Jacobs profiles Lynn Vincent, Palin’s ghostwriter:

Palin’s book gave Vincent a huge audience, but Going Rogue is one of Vincent’s lesser accomplishments, commercially at least. Vincent’s Heaven Is for Real, cowritten with a Nebraska pastor about his toddler’s otherworldly experience, is outselling every other book in the country. Three million copies have been printed since its November publication, Vincent says.

But the theme is similar. Vincent was brilliant at capturing Sarah Palin’s otherworldly experiences as well.