The one silver lining: we get to read the reviews! Dish fave:
Her calculation seems to take a leaf out of the book of her near neighbour Vladimir Putin (whose country, lest we forget, is visible from Alaska). His vacation snaps depict him wrestling with mammoths, lassoing yaks and taking semi-automatic potshots at Chechens. Palin looked just as macho fishing the same waters as huge brown bears, whose aggressive snarls she met with a nauseating panoply of faked-up orgasmic squeals … Meanwhile back at home the baby’s diaper was changed on the bearskin rug. A wall-mounted caribou looked on impassively. Various people called things like Truck and Trog, Troop or Trib or Troll wandered about, walk-on players in this risible woman’s delusional pitch for power…
Tina Fey, you can retire.
Then this one:
She is just this incredible force for boredom. It's like a magic trick; she can take an observation that is already inherently boring, then make it 10 times more boring with unenlightening statistics, a Newspeak vocabulary and this ghastly cheerleader delivery.
The Dish 