Cold Calling For The Enemy

Ian Murphy, the prankster who called Scott Walker claiming to be David Koch and the Green candidate in NY-26, volunteered for his Republican opponent's campaign:

“Hi, sir, my name’s Steve and I’m a volunteer for the Jane Corwin campaign–”

“Jesus!” a guy screams at me. “You know, I was thinking about voting for Corwin, but this is too much!

You people have called me a dozen times in the last two days! I am sick of it!”

“But Jane Corwin wants to rule over you with an iron fist,” I calmly relay. “Don’t you crave strong leadership?”

(Hat tip: Weigel)