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“Call Me Ishmael_65”

McSweeney's modernizes opening lines from classic novels. Another Dish fave:

Alice was beginning to tire of sitting by her sister on the bank. She took out her iPhone and played Angry Birds for the next three hours.

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Posted on Jun 16 2011 @ 9:03amAuthor Andrew SullivanCategories The Dish

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