Burning A Wet Mule

A reader writes:

OK, Andrew, this needs to go down under "Poseur Alert" as well. This is post-modernist Southern politician speak at its most cynical and incoherent. Yes, there is a hilarious tradition of such hyperbolic statements with folksy imagery in the South (which, as a child of suburban Atlanta, I know mostly second-hand) – but, yes, the statements also have to make sense at a basic level. Who the hell would want to burn a wet mule? And why would it necessitate a lot of money to do so?

Maybe we should ask Dan Rather. Update: A reader dissents:

This does not deserve a Poseur Alert. It’s an old expression to indicate someone has so much money they don’t know what to do with it, so they might do something totally pointless – like lighting a cigar with it, or burning a wet mule. The fact that no one would want to do it is the whole point.

The Sexter vs The Sinner

In the wake of Weinergate, a chorus on the right calling for Vitter’s resignation has gotten louder and louder. The latest:

The president of the Christian conservative Family Policy Network sent Sen. David Vitter, R-La., a letter Monday calling on him to follow the lead of former Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., and resign rather than leave Republicans and conservatives open to charges of hypocrisy. Vitter admitted to a “serious sin” in 2007 after his phone number was found in the 2001 client records of a woman accused of running a prostitution ring.

Dan Savage points out:

They’re not calling on him to resign because adultery is a sin and prostitution is a crime and somewhere Jesus is crying into his sweet tea. Nope, the conservative Christian group thinks Vitter should resign because he’s making the GOP look bad.

Jews In America And Israel, Ctd

Goldblog has responded to my contribution to the debate about Jewishness, Americans, Israel and Greater Israel. I ended my post with a question:

Benedikt notes that her position in the end is not that much different from Goldblog’s stated position: “I bet I land, uncomfortably, about where you land: If the decision comes down to brutal occupation forever to maintain the Jewishness of the state or true democracy, which would mean no Jewish state, I would have to choose the latter–but there is nothing easy or wishful in me writing that, and I hope it never comes to that (though more and more it seems like it will).” She’s right, isn’t she? So why the outrage?

Jeffrey’s answer:

The outrage comes from the fact that many of us — I would dare say most American Jews — believe that you just don’t get to walk away. I believe — not just me, this is one of the messages of the Passover seder — that all Jews are responsible for each other. This means when you believe a Jew (or, say, a Jewish state) is going astray, you are duty-bound to intervene. Abandoning Israel, abandoning the Jewish people, is abandoning your own family. As Andy Bachman noted, it is a rabbinic dictum that, “all of Israel (read, ‘the Jewish people’) are responsible for one another.” Nearly half of the world’s Jews live in Israel. They are the descendants of refugees from the pogroms; from the great Arab expulsions; and from the Shoah. They are our brothers and sisters. We may not like what they do. We may find them, as Allison Benedikt clearly does, aesthetically displeasing. But they are ours. We don’t abandon them.

This strikes me as odd, in the context of Benedikt’s essay. It’s a pretty lame account of a conversion but it sure doesn’t read to me like a “walking away”. If she had walked away, why would she write the essay at all? Why would she feel the need to express her angst? Why wouldn’t she just disappear into the great miscegenated mass of modern America and just stop caring? No, she has very much not walked away. But what she has said is that there could come a time when Israel betrays so many of its core principles, is so hostile and contemptous toward its American ally, so indifferent to the suffering of others under its control, and so determined to retain and demographically alter swathes of land gained in war … that she and others with a conscience informed by Jewish values will have to walk away. And this stance, held by increasing numbers of American Jews, especially in the younger generation, strikes me as more responsibly engaged with Israel than the more traditional position Jeffrey holds.

If no American Jew can conceive of a situation in which they would walk away from Israel, then there is no leverage at all to persuade Israel to act responsibly to save Zionism’s soul, or to behave as a constructive ally of the United States. If the tie is “unbreakable”, as Obama insists, it is no wonder he has no leverage to do anything to get Israel back to sanity. And the knee-jerk response of the American Jewish Establishment – to find excuses for Netanyahu’s manuevering and constant suspicion of Obama’s motives  – has only deepened the problem. 

When I read Jeffrey on all this, I keep reading two different people. There’s the Cassandra Goldblog admirably telling Israelis that their current strategy is doomed and they need to change quickly. Then there’s the AIPAC Jeffrey who, at any moment when the US government might have a chance of exerting real pressure on Israel to do what Jeffrey wants, jumps instinctively to Israel’s defense. There is no problem with internal tension on this, and Goldblog is an admirable forum for exploring this internal anxiety. But in so far as trying to get Israel to change – Jeffrey’s goal – it seems to me that Benedikt’s position – however odd and personal her journey to it – is the stronger option.

This is especially true given the lurch toward religious fundamentalism and polarization in Israel itself. The increasing power of the settler lobby, the influx of so many Russian emigres, the impact of the most extreme, and often American, Greater Israel Zionists, on the West Bank, the emergence of possible democracies in the Arab world with whom the US has more strategic interests than with a country that lost much of its strategic significance with the end of the Cold War: all these mean that time is short. Indeed, it may already be too late.

In this context, the position of Benedikt’s parents is a problem. The position is genuinely held, for good reasons, and the passion for Israel among many American Jews is totally understandable in the perpective of history. But it cannot suffice for the present moment, let alone the future:

What he doesn’t realize is that my parents don’t do facts on this issue. They do feelings. Israel is who they are.

While Israel self-destructs, Benedikt, it seems to me, for all her naivete and strange family dynamics, is taking a stand. Goldberg, meanwhile, is finessing a position, and policing the discourse, declaring who is or is not “anti-Israel” and who is or is not properly Jewish. I have little doubt whom history will eventually look more kindly upon.

When McCain Says Isolationism …

Jacob Heilbrunn deflates McCain's hyperbole:

Does McCain have it right? Are Mitt Romney and others flinching from the freedom crusade? And does that make them isolationists? What is really taking place in the GOP is a showdown between the neoconservative view of the world that has dominated the party—a Wilsonian freedom crusade—and the more traditional view of using American military power in a restrained fashion—much as Defense Secretary Robert Gates is advocating. Gates has, of course, conveyed his deep unease about the idea of further wars of choice. Does McCain think Gates is representative of an isolationist strain as well?

Larison blames an absurd definition of isolationism for the confusion, and sees the problem as bigger than McCain:

Like John McCain, Rubio promises to be an advocate for perpetual war. Just as McCain misrepresents anything short of support for perpetual war as “isolationism,” Rubio wants to portray it as an embrace of American decline. Like Paul Ryan, Rubio absurdly exaggerates and then overreacts to the dangers that come with what he describes as decline.

Running Against The MSM

Abe Sauer expects Matt Taibbi's Bachmann hit-piece to backfire:

The profile is the kind of battle-axing of Bachmann that is going to do great pageviews for the magazine but ultimately play right into her hand. It gives Bachmann legitimate evidence that the fabled leftist mainstream media is attacking her. Consequently, it will make her more popular with a base that looks for which conservative leader is being most reviled in the media, and then assumes that person is their best bet. (It's not a coincidence that Tim Pawlenty has completely avoided harsh criticism from the MSM while at the same time being unable to gain traction with Tea Party-influenced primary voters.)

“Condoms In Hand, Hunting For Their Victims”

Nauseating details out of Tehran:

Prison guards in Iran are giving condoms to criminals and encouraging them to systematically rape young opposition activists locked up with them, according to accounts from inside the country's jail system. A series of dramatic letters written by prisoners and families of imprisoned activists allege that authorities are intentionally facilitating mass rape and using it as a form of punishment.