I've had the same wonderful cleaning lady for almost two decades now, and her English, alas, does not seem to have advanced much in that time. But when you add the accent to the Vonage computer transcript which we get for our home phone, some da-da gold emerges. From Saturday:
"Hello Mr. Don Lewis, this is Ahmed you set out doing stuff but basically I don't said to come in tomorrow. I said they'll call in 3:00 because so he might feeling no good mice. So Molly Smith. She birthday and get the van's birthday. Nobody cool. I come in tomorrow please. Thank you. Bye. Yeah maybe cutting a little bye you leave me $40 I I I thought it would be tomorrow. Bye."
The Dish 