A quote from Kinsmo:
Romney’s campaign is hoping he gets through the primaries without losing his appeal to independents and moderate Democrats in the general election. Meantime, his attempts to enlist the right are like serving haggis (sheep’s stomach stuffed with oatmeal — yum!) to your distant cousins from Scotland when they visit. You can’t stand the stuff, but they’re supposed to like it.
Massie adds a vital amplification on what's wrong with the American version of haggis, as served to distant Scottish cousins: it's lacking "the all-important sheeps' lungs." Not allowed under US law, apparently. Final thought from Alex:
Meanwhile, as one of the few blogs keeping an eye on American haggis policy (see, god help us, here, here and here) it is depressing to remind you that Barack Obama retains a haggis restrictionist, prohibiting the importation of lung-rich offal products. Obama: worse than Bush on medical marijuana, no better than Bush on haggis.
The Dish 