I was supposed to be on Bill Maher tomorrow night but have had to cancel because of the broken elbow. It's healing but it isn't in a cast (elbows get too stiff, apparently), is still pretty painful and traveling across the country with luggage would be unwise. Also: it might be more fun if I were on live TV on Vicodin, but usually one tends to get high after Bill's show, not before or during it. Apologies.