Malkin Award Nominee, UK Version

"Those on the Continent shouting that in seeking to manage its own affairs Britain is living in the past should remember that our interventions on the Continent of Europe over the last 200 years have been in response to the ambitions of Bonaparte, the Kaiser and Hitler to involve us in their nightmare visions of a European superstate. Sadly, the latest plans for a superstate look all too likely to end in yet another needless European disaster," – Norman Tebbit, who makes the Derb look like the Dalai Lama.

He may have a point, though, about Cameron's tactics this past week.