"America is beginning the process of electing another Texan to be president. … Perry's coyote-killer good looks, $2,000 hand-tooled cowboy boots, supernova smile and Armani suits, combined with podium skills to embellish the mythology of Texas, all will create a product Americans will want to believe and buy," – James C. Moore, August 11th, 2011.
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(Hat tip: PM Carpenter)
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