The World According To Herman Cain

This is the Hermanator's "assessment of our key country relations" (click to enlarge):

Cain_Countries

Seth Masket feels personally insulted:

This map makes this 1980s parody of Ronald Reagan's worldview seem nuanced in comparison. Either this is the way Cain sees the world, or this is the way Cain thinks you see the world. Either way, it's horrifying.

Well, it doesn't get anything hugely wrong. It's only when you realize that this is all he knows that you gulp a little.