Noodle Napalm

Mara Zepeda explains why burn doctors hate noodle soups:

The sticky noodles cling to the skin, which leads to deeper, more severe burns, according to a study published in 2007. The study showed that hospital stays for upper body noodle-soup burns are more than twice as long as scalds from hot liquids alone.

Zepeda also reviews which brands of instant noodle soup are most likely to spill on you.