Beauty Is In The Beliefs Of The Beholder

When we think a painting was made by a famous artist, we rate it higher. When we think wine is expensive, we like it more. Jonah Lehrer explains the effect:

We want to believe that pleasure is simple, that our delight in a fine painting or bottle of wine is due entirely to the thing itself. But that’s not the way reality works. Whenever we experience anything, that experience is shaped by factors and beliefs that are not visible on the canvas or present in the glass. Even the most exquisite works in the world — and what is more exceptional than a Rembrandt portrait? — still require a little mental help. We only see the beauty because we are looking for it.

What’s In Fake Snow?

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Fat. Here's the description for one ingredient, stearic acid:

A saturated fatty acid with a waxlike texture. Its color and tendency to clump make it look like wet snow. It’s sometimes made of various forms of vegetable and animal fats (beef fat can be as much as 20 percent stearic acid by weight). Don’t tell the baby Jesus in your Nativity scene, but that faux snow may not be kosher.

(Photo by Flickr user .imelda)

Another Big Lie

Leave aside the insanity of still believing that the Iraq war was some kind of success. I guess some have to cling to that absurdity. But look at the argument now being made by the neocons:

President Obama missed the boat on tax reform. He put politics above entitlement reform. He worsened already-tense relations with Israel. But the worst error, in large part because it was both avoidable and is not irreversible, was to pull all troops out of Iraq.

This was agreed by president Bush years ago. It was insisted upon by a sovereign Iraqi government, that includes the Sadrite faction that made withdrawal of all US troops its non-negotiable demand. And yet Jennifer Rubin can simply state as fact that this was Obama's decision and his alone. You could argue, I suppose, that Obama should have fought harder to keep troops there – but at the most, there was a plan for a few thousand pushed by the neo-imperialists at the Pentagon. Does anyone seriously believe that a token training force of that magnitude would have made any difference to the long-predicted outbreak of sectarian warfare, which the invasion created and never resolved. Here's Pete Wehner, who surely knows better:

Obama was handed a war that was largely won. What America had given to Iraq is what the Arab scholar Fouad Ajami called “the foreigner’s gift.” But Iraq being Iraq, maintaining an American troop presence there, separate from engaging in combat operations, was necessary if Iraq was ever to become whole again. President Obama has undone much of what had been achieved there, almost in the blink of an eye. And when the history of his administration is written, it increasingly looks as if he will be fairly judged to have been the man who lost Iraq.

This is deranged. The "foreigner's gift" was a raging sectarian war that claimed up to a hundred thousand lives and did not achieve the removal of WMDs, since they did not exist. The war in Iraq, depirved of its original WMD justification, was never "won" in the broader, subsequent sense either. There was no final reconciliation of the sectarian factions, no meaningful inclusion of Sunnis into the government apparatus, no final settlement with the Kurds, no oil-sharing deal, not even a framework for regional autonomy. What was achieved was a face-saving exit strategy which miraculously worked.

And Bush handed Obama a December 2011 formal, legal, binding deadline for the withdrawal of all US troops. The Iraqi government decided to stick to the deadline. That's it. And notice the implication of Rubin's and Wehner's argument: the US should have kept troops in Iraq against the wishes of the Iraqi government. They really think Iraq belongs to America.

That is the definition of imperialism. And it is alive and well at the Washington Post.

The Case Against Gifts On Christmas, Ctd

A reader writes:

Gift giving is misunderstood as being primarily for the benefit of the recipient. The reward from gift giving comes from spending the time thinking about what your sibling/parent/friend might want. This frequently takes a great deal of time and involves asking others what the person in question enjoys. We often come away learning something about others that we didn't know before. Hence why we intrinsically feel that gift certificates are "lame" gifts, even though we realize that the certificate, or even cash, would objectively be the most useful gift. Gift giving is for the giver, not the recipient.

Another agrees:

I love giving gifts. I never ask people what they want. I use the opportunity to explore what I know about the person and what would be the right intersection of myself and that individual. It’s an extremely rewarding process both in figuring out the gifting and then experience the outcome. This non-believer is a lover of Christmas.

Is Ron Paul A Protest Candidate? Ctd

A reader writes:

I think Massie’s argument is crap. The reason people are ignoring the 30 year old newsletters written by other people is because they are 30 year old newsletters written by other people. People don’t care about these things, because they hear Ron Paul talk and they get the message. They get the idea, and they even get that the guy is “just” the carrier of the idea, and not a Newt-aggrandizing ego-maniac. These are very attractive qualities. And his positions – particularly his dedicated anti-war position, in the context of the Obama betrayals – are extremely appealing to huge swathes of the country. The newsletters aren’t relevant, because they’re so obviously not what Ron Paul is about. That’s why this video is so effective. The title is “Busted! Ron Paul racist rant caught on tape! OMG! OMG!” Folks looking to get a thrill by seeing the Congressman crash and burn are instead met with a series of his boilerplate remarks, which are anything but racist. It’s the kind of thing that would make people, like Terence Smith, scratch their heads and say, “Gee, I kinda agree with this guy.” I wouldn’t allow myself to actually think he was a contender until recently. But look at the field.

Look at the international situation. Look at Iraq. Look at minorities. Look at the economy. If “we are the ones we’ve been waiting for,” as B.O. suggested in one of his hollowest campaign speeches, then isn’t Paul the one to give us back to ourselves? Who is left?

Obama hasn’t come through. Romney would at best muddle through for another 4 years of the same. And that’s it. If it’s not Paul, then it’s no one. The change is 3 years overdue, and no one believes in it anymore. I think anyone who watches Paul speak can realize that he’s the only one left who makes any sense and can be trusted to follow through, as he has his entire career. We are bloated and unwieldy and we need to return to fundamentals. Paul’s the guy.

Suiting Up

In 1984, Philip Graham recounted his stint as a 23-year old department store Santa:

There were three basic types of children who came to visit. The very small ones, who were too young to understand who Santa was, looked at me with distrust, needing a push from a parent or teacher to approach me. Once on my lap they would have little to say, and sometimes they’d scream in terror at the sight of this outlandishly dressed, ancient man. Others immediately established themselves on my lap: children who looked upon me as the true Santa, though of course when pressed I would say that I was merely a Santa’s helper. It was a pleasure to hold these children and watch their faces, nervous and happy all at once. … Finally, there were older children who were still young enough to sit on my lap, but who were too old to believe in Santa. They would smile at me smugly, as if we shared a secret. and there was boredom in their voices when they recited their wish list, for they knew that my power over what they might receive was a fiction. I grew wary of these children, for they were the ones capable of pulling Santa’s beard. Sometimes I would lightly lock my arms around such a child, at the same time swaying in order to disguise the gentle restraint.

How To Avoid Bad Gifts

Scott Adams's advice:

The worst type of gift is anything in the home décor category. You have a 1% chance of picking something the recipient considers a perfect fit for the house. If the recipient puts your hideous gift on the mantle, it will serve as a year-round reminder of your bad gift-giving skills and your even worse sense of taste.

Walmart launched a Facebook application called Shopycat that uses an algorithm to help folks pick out a good gift:

Since gifting is a practice humans naturally struggle with, maybe algorithms can do a better job. After using Shopycat, Harinarayan learned his wife was a fan of “Game of Thrones,” the TV series on HBO. She has posted several times on Facebook about the show, but he hadn’t noticed. “Facebook is so transient and things flow by. Here’s a way to aggregate it all and put it in one place,” he said.

Rob Horning keeps his enthusiasm at bay:

[I]n an algorithmically airless world of perfect emotional efficiency, where every gift given is the right one and the risk of social faux pas are eliminated, I’m not sure what will be left of the holiday spirit, which seems to hinge ultimately on a generous amount of familial forgiveness.