End Of Gay Culture Watch: Homo Sports Bars

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Exhibit Number One: Washington DC's great hangout, with the inspired name of "Nellie's". Outside on the wall is the dare: "Are You Nellie Enough?" to hang out and eat bad bar food, drink beer pitchers and watch baseball? The results are overwhelming: Nellie's has become one of the most popular hangouts in the city. A lot has to do with the burgeoning sports league phenomenon:

In addition to providing the bar with a stable of regulars, gay sports teams play a crucial role in the bar's marketing strategy. Schantz sponsors at least four dozen teams, from ping-pong players to soccer clubs to an entire 16-team gay football league. These teams constitute his primary form of advertising: every uniform has a Nellie's logo, ensuring that the bar's brand is a constant sight in DC's gay neighborhoods.

"I don't do print ads," he says. "I sponsor teams."

Some bring in straight and gay patrons, but it can be hard to tell the difference at times:

When I stop by on a Sunday evening to catch some of the Steelers-Chiefs game, I find the patrons mostly indistinguishable from straight frat boys right up until the moment they start making out. Backward baseball caps, faded sports shirts, and sneakers are the norm. As far as decorations go, a decal of the bar's trademark cartoon Bulldog mascot and a signed Tiki Barber poster near the pool table are pretty much it.

As I head to the brick oven in the back to order a pineapple and bacon pizza, the waiter wanders away to embrace a customer he hasn't seen in a while.

"Dude, man!" the pizza guy says. "How's it going, bro?”

(Photo from Metro Weekly, DC's best gay mag, by Ward Morrison)

Will Drones Encourage War?

Susan Brooks Thistlethwaite thinks so. Adam Elkus is not convinced:

Despite the nearly century-long prevalence of airpower, we have not become numb to war. Witness, for example, the powerful desire for retribution after the 9/11 attacks and its impact on domestic and international policy. Airpower—drones included—has not erased emotion from war because war is a complex mixture of irrational forces (emotion, hatred, and enmity), chance (friction and the fog of war) and rational policy. And as long as humans are involved in conflict, these forces will continue to exert themselves on the theory and practice of war. This does not mean that we won’t regret our emotions after the end of hostilities, but placid push-button war is unlikely. Just ask the drone pilots who experience significant emotional turmoil from the consequences of their strikes.

David Kilcullen sees drone-on-drone combat as the war of the future.

Today In Syria: Assad’s Help

The report yesterday that Assad was letting in an observer force from the Arab League turned out to be bunkum; the observers will only be allowed in [NYT] if economic sanctions are suspended, among other demands the Arab League had not been previously aware of. Naturally, Assad uses the opportunity to undertake a particularly brutal crackdown. But Raghida Dergham thinks the regime is in danger of losing its Russian patron:

Vladimir Putin may have reservations on what the League of Arab States is doing, but he has no say in the matter. Indeed, the issue has left the hall of the Security Council because of Russia's defiance and the policy of obstruction adopted by the BRICs, an alliance which set itself up as the champion of the case for preserving the Syrian regime and preventing it from being changed. And if the Syrian issue is to return to the Security Council – and it will – this will be through an Arab initiative and under Arab leadership. Then the men of the Kremlin will have no choice but to dissociate themselves from the Council's resolutions, or to retract their defiance, as they do not today hold the keys to the future of Syria, as they imagine themselves to do.

Iran appears to be sticking with Damascus by pressuring Hamas to stay in Syria and getting Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah to pipe up in Assad's defense. Western companies also continue to supply Assad with Internet censoring software. The US government, however, appears to be taking a more active pro-revolution stance, sending Ambassador Robert Ford back and having Clinton meet with key opposition leaders. Meanwhile, this infant and older man were murdered in Homs:

Protestors in Bab Qablih, a town in the Hama region, chant "Freedom Forever! We force it on you:"

Likely for participating in this sort of protest, these two brothers were tortured to death:

As was this man, whose sons cry over him:

Finally, this video documents a tank painted blue, which is important because, as The Revolting Syrian explains, "The Arab League asks Assad to pull back his military to their barracks in order to stop massacring the Syrian people. So instead, Assad orders the tanks to be painted and tells them 'The army has withdrawn, we only have police deployed for safety and security:'"

Taking Newt Personally

Byron York explains the broad consensus among Washington insiders that a Gingrich nomination would be an utter disaster:

Of course it's the Washington insiders who have the most actual experience dealing with Gingrich.  Just look at what Republican Sen. Tom Coburn, who served with Gingrich in the House in the 1990s, said about the former speaker on Fox News Sunday.  "I'm not inclined to be a supporter of Newt Gingrich's having served under him for four years and experienced personally his leadership," Coburn said.  "I found it lacking often times."

"Outsiders," on the other hand, remember things differently: 

When outsiders talk about the Old Newt, they're mostly talking about his personal life — the man who had affairs and is now on his third marriage.  "I was all for Newt during the Gingrich revolution, but when he had his affairs, I swore I would never vote again for him for dogcatcher," said South Carolinian Gene Bustard after a Gingrich town hall last week in Greenville.  "But as much as I try not to like him, I love what he says."

The Tea Party has latched on to Gingrich almost entirely.

The View From Your Window Contest: Winner #79

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A reader writes:

Grrrr! So many clues, but I could only go so far with them. The gray tower in the foreground with the depth markers reaching up to "45FT" indicated fresh water, a large hydro-engineering project (canal and/or lock?), as well as a location in Great Britain or the US. The mountain in the background and the snow and evergreen trees along the coastline indicated a northern climate. Thinking the Caledonian Canal through Scotland might match up well, I googled pics and found some topography similar to this view on the northwest coastline of Loch Lochy. This view is on the east coastline looking north/northwest. But that's as far as I could go.

Another writes:

The picture mostly provides geographical clues, rather than cultural ones. I can see a single engine Beaver airplane – made in Canada – and the fjord looks like the long narrow inlet that Port Alberni is at the end of. Are these pictures supposed to be taken recently? I think it would be unusual to have snow here in early December, but not impossible.

They are usually taken recently, but not always. This photo was captured at 1.30 pm on November 17, 2011. Another reader:

St Barbe Ferry, Newfoundland, Canada? A guess from my self-described "sick and miserable" mother stuck at home in bed on a sunny Australian day.  Specifically the ferry from St Barbe to Blanc Sablon, at the St Barbe ferry ramp. I'm glad my mother could provide you with this guess. The only way I'd get any of these "Name That Port" challenges is if the port in question came from the Douro Valley in Portugal.

Another:

Beautiful spot this week. My first impression was Nova Scotia or thereabouts, until I saw the "45FT", which takes metric Canada out of the running. Unless there's some international standard for those tanks. So I went south a bit, picked a small coastal town in Maine, hope it's within a hundred miles, call it a day. Hope it's not in Alaska.

Another:

The location screams Southeast Alaska, plus we got snow in the region two weeks ago (though the weather has since turned to rain and the photo would be less beautiful today).  I thought that it looked like the Ketchikan area, so I started checking around for places where there was a dock that you could land a seaplane and the terrain matched.  Past the community of Clover Pass is a little bay with a marina called Knudson Cove (latitude 55.473258, -131.795402).  I checked the terrain on Google Earth it matches pretty well, so that's my answer. 

If that's correct, then I'll have plenty of company as I've been impressed how your readers can find a specific window on a hut in Africa.  I can only get the Alaska ones.

Another:

Oh man, I think I know this one!  I took a glacier cruise on Prince William Sound back in aught six, and this looks exactly like the town that the cruise departed from. I don't have the chops to find the exact window, but it's got to be Seward, Alaska.

Another:

Prudhoe Bay, Alaska? Just a quick off-the-cuff guess.  But man, do the mountains back in that photo make me miss living out west.  It's a big world.

Another nails the right town:

Finally a VFYW I know. I work for the forest service in southeast Alaska, so I'm in and out of Ketchikan on a regular basis. This is Tongass narrows looking to the north. What you are seeing is the Ketchikan waterfront (revilla Island) north of downtown on the right. On the left is the island where the airport is. The picture was taken from the new Ketchikan shipyards ship assembly facility. You should do the southeast Alaska tour on a cruise ship soon.

Another reader:

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The combination of snow, mountains, and water suggested Alaska – as did the seaplane.  A quick search of Alaskan seaplanes turned up an aircraft with similar blue markings.  This turned out to be the livery of Taquan Air operating out of Ketchikan.  From there, I looked up the location of the seaplane base, and found it to be right next to the Ketchikan Shipyard.  Judging from the position of the drydock in the foreground of the photo, I figured that the photographer was somewhere on the grounds of the Alaska Ship and Drydock company, which operates the shipyard on behalf of the Alaska Industrial Development and Export Authority (AIDEA). 

Another:

What gave this VFYW away were the two Taquan Air seaplanes on the left side. Taquan Air is a Ketchikan-based local carrier serving communities in the Southern part of the Alaska Panhandle. After scouring row after row of seaplane photo on Google, I finally stumbled upon one plane with the same tail marks. I now know the docks of every destination served by Taquan Air.

Another zooms in:

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Another:

I'll bet the webmaster at Taquan Air Services in Ketchikan is wondering where all the hits came from.

Another:

I've only been to Ketchikan twice.  Once when I was born and then some 50 years later.  The first time I was there just a few days while the weather cleared enough for my mom to take me back to Annette Island after giving birth to me.  The most recent trip was part of a birthday present I gave my mom when she turned 80.  She lives in Bellingham and I flew down from Anchorage to meet her and take the Alaska State Ferry Matanuska up through the inside passage to Juneau and then Sitka.  My dad worked for the FAA back then and we hopped around the state a fair amount.  Annette Island was one station and the other was out of Sitka.  As dawn broke, the ferry arrived in Ketchikan and it had been the first time I'd been back to the area since the mid '50s.

Another:

My wife and I flew a little Piper Seminole from San Francisco to Ketchikan (and back) two years ago, with many stops on the way. It was a gorgeous trip. Image005The Canadian customs folks were so relaxed and friendly, and their US equivalent so tight and brusque, it made us wonder. People in British Columbia are unbelievably nice.

When we took the ferry from the Ketchikan airport, which is on the left in the photo, on Gravina island, we commented to each other that it would really make sense to have a bridge here. We realized later on that this would be the infamous Bridge to Nowhere, which actually is not all that ridiculous (although $400M may be a bit steep) when you're in context. Like everyone else, I had made fun of this seemingly absurd idea of a bridge to an almost uninhabited island. This taught me that I should be careful before judging something like this. The bridge would probably handle 500,000 crossings/year to start with, and would allow Ketchikan to expand into Gravina island, which would lead to even more traffic.

It's always more complicated than you think, isn't it?

Another sent the above photo and writes:

The ferry that the bridge was slated to replace (from Ketchikan over to the airport on Gravina Island) is just barely in view.  Aside from the obvious fiscal concerns with building a $398m bridge for a town of about 7,000, I always like riding the ferry to catch your plane.  It’s not like driving to the other side would save a bunch of time or be much more convenient – the ferry takes under 5 minutes and goes every 15, so it is not hard to match the infrequent flights.  The informality of the entire process is also what makes Alaska "different."

Another:

I had to ask what made Ketchikan the location this week. Here's my long-shot guess. Herman Cain announces the suspension of his campaign. Which, when you think about it, is a very Sarah Palin-like move. He quits without really quitting so he can remain relevant without taking the daily hits of campaigning and get back to his book tour. And, of course, when Palin first broke onto the national scene she bragged about saying no to funding for the famous "Bridge to Nowhere" which was located in Ketchikan. And a "Bridge to Nowhere" has always perfectly described Mr. Cain's campaign.

Another sends a visual guess:

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Another:

There is a lot of federal money in this picture.  That drydock, for instance – built at least in part with a federal grant to the Borough of Ketchikan (washed through the State? I can't remember…) of Department of Transportation Intermodal Surface Transportation Efficiency Act (Ice-Tea) money.  Federal gas taxes, mostly from the Lower 48, paid for a drydock in Alaska that is leased to a private enterprise.  The logic is that it supports the Alaska Marine Highway (ferries), and indeed the first vessel built in the facility was a rather unique craft serving as a ferry for a remote Southeast Alaska borough. The ferry, not visible, was built with funds from the Office of Naval Research (ONR).

The rugged, independent, Republicans of Alaska, with their emphasis on Personnel Responsibility, make me laugh.  While it's a hard life in Alaska, no doubt, they are awash in subsidies of various kinds.

By the way, I think it's a stretch to call this view "from your window," as there is NO window present yet.  The fact that Google Maps doesn't show this hall makes this one tricky, and unless you live in Ketchikan or are deeply involved in the marine trades (I am) you would not know about the assembly hall.

Another:

A cost/benefit analysis of proposed improvements to the Alaska Ship and Drydock Co. was done in 2009.  This study states: "Once the shipyard improvement plan is fully implemented, shipbuilding and repair activity in Ketchikan will directly or indirectly  account for 1,110 jobs throughout the U.S. These jobs will account for just under $50 million in annual payroll." Way to go, Alaska Ship and Drydock!

More than 50 readers correctly guessed Ketchikan, so we had to determine the one among them who has gotten the closest to victory in previous contests without clinching the prize. The winning entry, in visual form:

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