Investigating A Skinny-Dipper

Mercifully, the Republican who took all his clothes off for a swim on an AIPAC indoctrination tour  is not really being grilled by the feds for what is surely an elemental human right. He's got some alleged shenanigans going on in Cyprus. Damn. I was working up some high dudgeon … defending naked Republicans! … and it turned out he was just a sleaze who needed a cool-down.

Update from a reader:

You’re still getting the story wrong.  Kevin Yoder (R-KS), the purported skinny-dipper, is not the subject of the investigation at all; it’s Mike Grimm (R-NY), who to my knowledge is not alleged to have publicly disrobed in Israel or any other place.  It’s still enough of an embarrassment that Eric Cantor had to call several of these members onto the carpet when the news first came to light (for getting nekkid in public, not for being shady).