It’s A Good Thing He Can Swim

I'm beginning to get a major crush on Ryan Lochte, despite his lack of body or facial hair. He's so young and dumb and, er, inarticulate you keep wondering if he just borrowed Michael Phelps' bong. Then comes this quote on his new acting role on 90210 – vaulting Lochte into Kardashian/Snooki/Princess Diana level of dumb:

Access Hollywood: "What was the hardest part for you?"

Ryan: "Memorizing lines … and … trying to, like, say them … and still, like, do movement and all that… that was hard."

I bet it was.