From The Annals Of Chutzpah

"I did not evaluate Joe Biden, but if someone said to me, we want you to do what's really required to know what happened [at the debate], you have to put dementia on the differential diagnosis. … I'm speaking as a psychiatrist today, you didn't call me in as a political strategist. So, you'd want his alcohol level. Why? Because he was that bizarre," – Dr. Keith Ablow, on Fox News. Video here.

Neetzan notes, "Joe Biden is, of course, outspoken about being teetotler having come from a family deeply harmed by alcoholism." (Ablow, if you remember, is the same guy who insisted that Gingrich's three marriages would be a plus for his presidency.)