She has ideas for the whole family:
Even though my father died in childbirth and I never knew him, I still have some fun gift ideas for Dad. Venison always brings a grin to the lip – and really, how could it not? It's the gamey "Cadillac of meats". Another perineum favourite is magic tricks. What patriarch doesn't enjoy performing a nice sleight-of-hand-job for the family, après-dinner? For the divorced dad, mail order brides can be a fun gift. Sometimes.
(Hat tip: Kenneth DeGraff)
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