How To Insult A Brit

Can we book Kevin Kline on Piers Morgan? Noseybonk offers tips on how Americans can argue with Brits online:

When either arguing or agreeing with a Briton, the American blogman should refer wherever possible to his opponent/ally as a ‘European’. “I know you Europeans love soccer, but…” will cut any trueborn Englishman to the quick, containing as it does a grain of hideous truth.

‘Tis true. The one thing that always sets me off is calling me a European. I’d rather be called a Republican.