Sounds Like Making Love

Rich Juzwiak counsels the world to “choose stuff that is as nondescript as possible” when selecting music to have sex to:

It’s probably best not to play anything that will remind people of their past, which means, unfortunately, the whole genre of quiet storm – the go-to soundtrack for people who say things like “making love” and lite-radio staple – is out of the question. Anita Baker may remind someone of that time he was sitting in the principal’s office after tripping someone during kickball. It was an accident or was it? You don’t want someone debating this when they should be debating whether or not you are the kind of person who likes your nipples played with. Don’t do quiet storm during sex. You aren’t Billy Dee Williams. Or, I don’t know, Usher.

You also really, really don’t want “I Wanna Sex You Up” playing while you’re loving someone down. “We can do it till we both wake up” may put impossible expectations in the head of your partner because, seriously, what do those words even mean?