A catchy and cartoonishly morbid music video from The Beards:
Marty Beckerman interviewed the band recently:
What percentage of your fans are beardless? (Male and female.)
It’s kind of hard to say. I never pay any attention to anyone without a beard, so I couldn’t really tell you how many beardless fans we have. When it comes to women, we like to encourage a practice called “bearding.” It involves tying your hair around the front of your face to replicate a beard. It looks great and it’s really starting to catch on.
The Dish 