The Best Of The Dish Today

I can’t get me enough derpitude or David – while stocks last! – Frum. I kinda knew Catholics were less picky than Protestants about who gets into Heaven, but it was good to see how unpicky we are. A reader speculated about Chris Christie’s long 2020 game and I responded to Josh Barro on the meaning of Burke for contemporary American conservatism. And, hey, Brother, Clive James wasn’t fibbing, was he?

The most popular posts of the day were Gay-Baiting Josh Barro and When Rape Triggers An Orgasm. The three top referrers to the Dish were search engines, Twitter, then Facebook. The next two are Huffpo and Drudge.

See you tomorrow morning.

What’s Left Of The Clef

clef-evolution

Standard musical notation has come a long way:

The treble clef is a standardized representation of the letter G, while the bass clef, also known as the F-clef, is a more dramatic unrecognizable evolution of the letter F. A possible addition to this evolution was suggested in a 1908 article in The Musical Times, which argued that the contemporary form of the treble clef is a result of 17th century notational technique in which multiple symbols was used indicate both pitch and vocal sound, with “G, Sol” being a common combination that was eventually shortened to G.S. and then “gradually corrupted by careless transcription” into the treble clef.

Calculating Community

“Social interaction potential,” or SIP, is Professor Steven Farber’s metric for the chance that “any random pair of a city’s residents can meet based on where they live, where they work, and, given those, how long they have to rendezvous”:

Drawing on census data, travel times, employment densities, and land-use patterns among other statistics, Farber calculated the SIP of 42 U.S. metropolitan regions with at least a million residents. Unsurprisingly, the largest cities–New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Washington–also boast the highest aggregate SIP scores. But once you control for size, all four cities underperform compared to smaller peers. For one thing, their vastness works against them–“super-commuters” to Manhattan, the District, or the Loop head straight home at the end of the day, sharply limiting their opportunities for happy hour.

But long commutes pale in comparison to two other factors: decentralization, which produced the edge cities of the 1980s and ‘90s, and the thin schmear of unchecked sprawl that flourished during the housing bubble. “The impact of decentralization is 20 times stronger than commute times,” says Farber. “It’s far more important to move people spatially to the same place than it is tagging on a few minutes to their commutes.” … “Our results clearly show that more sprawling regions make it harder and harder for people to have social interactions with each other,” Farber adds.

Face Of The Day

TMC Candidate Prasun Banerjee Wins Howrah Parliamentary Constituency

Supporters of Trinamool Congress candidate and ex-footballer Prasun Banerjee celebrate after his victory in by-polls to the Howrah Parliamentary Constituency on June 5, 2013 in Kolkata, India. He defeated his nearest rival, CPI (M) candidate Sridip Bhattacherjee by a margin of 27,015 seats securing a lead in five of the seven Assembly constituencies. By Ashok Nath Dey/Hindustan Times via Getty Images.

Dear Life, You Might Be Shabby

Reviewing Alice Munro’s latest collection of short stories, Dear Life, Christian Lorentzen rants about the writer known for depicting “ordinary life, ordinary people”:

‘Alice Munro,’ James Wood wrote in the LRB in 1997 on the publication of her Selected Stories, ‘is such a good writer that nobody bothers anymore to judge her goodness … her reputation is like a good address.’

It’s an address I wouldn’t want to move to, and I didn’t enjoy my recent visit. But the impulse to say that makes me wonder whether I’m some sort of big city chauvinist, or a misogynist, or autistic, or a decadent reader deaf to the charms of simple sentences, perfectly polished (‘Alice Munro excites the writer in me,’ A.S. Byatt says, ‘there is something new to learn from her in every sentence’) and perfectly humourless. Reading ten of her collections in a row has induced in me not a glow of admiration but a state of mental torpor that spread into the rest of my life. I became sad, like her characters, and like them I got sadder. I grew attuned to the ways life is shabby or grubby, words that come up all the time in her stories, as well as to people’s residential and familial histories, details she never leaves out. How many rooms are in the house, and what sort of furniture and who used to own it and what is everybody wearing? To ask these questions is to live your life like a work of realism. I saw everyone heading towards cancer, or a case of dementia that would rob them of the memories of the little adulteries they’d probably committed and must have spent their whole lives thinking about.

‘You’re reading them the wrong way,’ someone told me. This too ought to go without saying. Munro’s stories suffer when they’re collected because the right way to read them is in a magazine, where they can be tucked between, say, a report on the war in Syria and a reconsideration of Stefan Zweig to provide a rural interlude between current atrocities and past masterpieces, or profiles of celebrities or sophisticated entrepreneurs.

In a recent interview, Munro discussed the role of repetition in her work:

You’ve said to me sometimes that we keep repeating things that are difficult until we work through them.

I think that’s particularly true probably of early childhood memories. And there’s always an attempt being made to work through them. But what does “work through” mean? It means that they don’t hurt anymore? That you’ve thought them through and have what you think is a fair idea of what was going on? But you never write about that. You have children. When they write their story of their childhood, it’s still going to be just their story, and the “you” in it is going to be a “you” that you maybe wouldn’t recognize. And this is why I think you have to acknowledge that the story that makes the most honorable effort is still not going to get at everybody’s truth. But the effort is worthy.

If you’re a writer, you’re sort of spending your life trying to figure things out, and you put your figurings on paper, and other people read them. It’s a very odd thing, really.

You do this your whole life, and yet you know that you fail. You don’t fail all the way, or anything, it’s still worth doing—I think it’s worth doing, anyway. But it’s like this coming to grips with things that you can only partially deal with.

This sounds very hopeless. I don’t feel hopeless at all.

A New Phase For The Catchphrase

Ben Yagoda traces how Arrested Development transformed the trope:

The main thing Arrested has done is take the traditional character-based catchphrase and make it fungible. It evolves and shape-shifts and gets used by different characters and in different situations, episode to episode and season to season, gathering comic and sometimes revelatory power in the process. Season 4’s seventh episode, “Colony Collapse,” had some pretty epic examples of this. (Read no further if you haven’t seen it yet and want nothing spoiled.)

Gob Bluth (Will Arnett) has experienced a series of unfortunate events befitting his homophonic namesake, the biblical Job, not least a love connection with his nephew’s former girlfriend, Ann, aka “Egg,” aka “her?” In a tour-de-force scene, Arnett breaks down and blubbers, his power of speech limited to fragments of catchphrases of his former cocky self, “Come on!” and “This is an [X]-dollar suit” (the latter made more poignant by the fact that he is actually wearing Ann’s bathrobe). As Vulture recapper Zach Dionne aptly put it, “Gob’s brain is short-circuiting with Arrested Development references.”

Albert Ching thinks this elevated the series above its contemporary comedies:

Arrested Development wasn’t a one-dimensional catchphrase-factory—if it was, it wouldn’t have been nearly as embraced or remembered as fondly. And that’s maybe its greatest accomplishment: It made you care about a family that could have been thoroughly unlikeable, but it didn’t achieve that through the usual means. George Michael and Maeby’s potentially incestuous relationship may not have been something audiences rooted for in a traditional sense, but it had its own twisted sweetness to it, and as a result felt more earned than something more calculated to tug at heartstrings. When Gob showed his brother, Michael, that he really cared, it was through a singing, racist puppet. Such was the power of Arrested Development‘s multifaceted approach to humor: It not only furthered the plot and fueled the characters, it also conveyed a subtle sincerity without being maudlin.

American Kids Aren’t Slackers

Despite what you might hear:

One problem with the “eliminate summer vacation so we can compete with the rest of the world” philosophy is that it isn’t really a reflection of reality. Arne Duncan, a few years ago: “Our students today are competing against children in India and China. Those students are going to school 25 to 30 percent longer than we are. Our students, I think, are at a competitive disadvantage.” Not really.

While students in Europe and Asia many have different education schedules, they don’t really spend more time in school. That’s because of the distinction between the number of days spent in the classroom and the hours in a day devoted to actual instruction. When one combines these numbers it appears Americans are spending just as much time in school as students in most other countries. American students living in some of the most populous states—California, Florida, New York, Texas, and Massachusetts—spend about 900 hours a year in school. India requires 800 to 900 instructional hours per year, depending on the grade. China, too, provides about 900 hours of instruction per year.